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ᴶᴼᴺ | DR MANHATTAN ([personal profile] quantified) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-21 08:13 pm

.001 ≫ video

[ There is a naked, brightly glowing blue man standing a short distance away from where his comm device is holding steady in the air. He’s hardly bothered by the fact that he’s naked... nor does he look as if he’s bothered by, well, much of anything. ]

It has become clear to me that, while I am entirely capable of moving my own matter both through time and space, I have been moved into a plane that has hindered this ability. I have found that i’m unable to manipulate my own particles to the extent that I have become accustomed to. It seems that this is not true in all instances, however. [ His tone indicates a shrug might go here, but he doesn’t move an inch. ] I was not able to foresee this event, likely a cause of whatever is altering my intrinsic field.

[ Jon almost sighs, almost looks dejected, but mostly looks nothing too terribly different. ]

While I am aware that this is possible, I have yet to understand exactly how it’s occurring. Once I have, however, I intend to stop it. I have begun research in the science department for this reason only. [ Still as blase as ever. ]

I am curious, however, as to how this plane affects the atoms of others. It can only serve to further advance my own research if I understand how other particles have proven to react in such a place. [ He tips his head slightly, curiously, and then proceeds to wait for his answers. ]
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[personal profile] picnmix 2013-02-06 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ no!! ]

yes werewolves like people who turn into bizarre wolf creatures did you not have those on your planet
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1/2 and actually sorry for this one

[personal profile] picnmix 2013-02-11 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
well theres both of those

and lets be honest you havent really got room to talk about anything being possible or not youre glowing blue what is that are you radioactive
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2/2 it was a bet ok i'm very competitive

[personal profile] picnmix 2013-02-11 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
so if youre radioactive does that mean if you did the nutella trick on your dick would that make the nutella radioactive too

if someone were to eat the nutella would they get ill

actually i suppose the nutella wouldnt even be necessary would it if theyre getting that close to radioactive junk anyway do you suppose theyd just get sick generally
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text; blessed

[personal profile] picnmix 2013-02-14 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ hey rude he totally has a brain!! somewhere. ]

im not being funny but wouldnt eating nutella off your dick count as a rare case thats like double the exposure man
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[personal profile] picnmix 2013-02-17 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
punchy

its not compensation its more like a bonus

besides who the fuck doesnt like nutella it should be on everything no excuses

frankly id eat nutella off a dick at this point ive been here for months and they havent got any on this wank ship now thats real horror!! is a bit of nutella in my locker really so much to ask

no jokes though why the fuck are you blue
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slaps inbox!! sorry lost this one

[personal profile] picnmix 2013-03-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
i dont know which one do you suppose is more entertaining
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[personal profile] picnmix 2013-03-07 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
i wouldnt sell yourself short i imagine you could at least get on jeremy kyle

"radioactive mans penis gave me vaginal cancer"

id certainly watch it
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[personal profile] picnmix 2013-03-09 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
your loss

wait does that mean youve been on television