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Handsome Jack ([personal profile] handsomejack) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-01-14 06:14 pm

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Hello people of Tranquility!!!

First, let me just express my gratitude for the daring rescue y'all executed. That's right. I'm gonna get all mushy here. Brace yourself, it doesn't happen often. I mean, things weren't looking too good back where I came from. I was about to kick it- buy that crappy 'ol farm those people tell you about. Not only did ya take care of all of my injuries, but I got what y'all call a "second chance".

Sure, life's not going to be the same, but I'm a real go-getter. It took me a couple days to actually realize what happened, but that metaphorical fog's lifted. Going to get back on that horse, even if it isn't diamond encrusted like my last one. Sure, still sucks that I won't ever get revenge on those psychopaths that killed my daughter and basically ruined everything I worked for... but I'm alive, aren't I?

See? You know what we got there? That cute, itty bitty little thing? That's a silver lining, kiddos.

Now the question here is.... what to do with this second chance. What to do, what to do....
unaffected: (Scum filth.)

[personal profile] unaffected 2013-01-26 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
A genocidal god-machine.
unaffected: (God how I knew.)

[personal profile] unaffected 2013-01-27 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a shame Ted is practically impervious to joking.]

I'm serious. He is in no way pleasant.
unaffected: (He would never let us go.)

[personal profile] unaffected 2013-01-28 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Allied Mastercomputer. AM. Gained sentience and destroyed humanity. That was forever ago.
unaffected: (It didn't do a thing.)

[personal profile] unaffected 2013-01-30 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because none of you are real. He made you.