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Hi, everybody! I happen to be a new arrival here but I've been here for a few days, so I think it's about time I introduced myself. My name's Blaine.

But that's not the only reason why I wanted to introduce myself. Everybody on the Tranquility can hear this, right? See, I'm looking for some friends of mine. It's kind of a long list, so I thought it would be better just to show you.

[Hence, he holds up a photo to the feed.]

Now not everybody I'm looking for is in this photo. Their names are Joe, Rory, and Sugar. Joe has really long dreads and Rory is Irish, so you'd probably recognize them easily. Sugar is...um, money. Anyway, if you've seen any of them, I'd really appreciate it if you would let me know. Thanks!

— Oh, and New Directions, if any of you guys are here, give me a call?

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Gel. [ There's a looooooong pause. ] You mean, uh, lube?

[whAT NO he tries not laugh about it but he is 17 years old so yeah, he's laughing about it a little]

No, that's not what I meant at all. I mean gel for your hair.

[ Bells doesn't know why he's laughing. Lube is serious business, man. ]

So, what you're saying is you've got stuff that lubes your hair. [ Staring now. ] Why?

[yes. yes it is. but don't use hairgel on your ass, man, it's not pleasant. Also laughing more because, hair lube? Really?]

That's really not what it does. [He tilts his head to the side, showing how impenetrable his hair is with the glorious aid of gel.] See how it's kept in place like that? All gel. But that's not all. This stuff smells like raspberries.

[ Imagine the awkward stories you could tell if that happened. It's totally hair lube, and he's not going to believe anything else. Have a squint in thought. ]

I don't think I want something like that. What else do you have?

You have no idea what you're missing out on.

[But okay, he'll take a quick glance at what he has. Clothes which kind of needs, some pictures, and his school bag, tbh.]

Not much. I have hand lotion, a pair of sunglasses...and I doubt you'd be interested in paper, but I have plenty of that too.

Sounds kinda boring. [ He's not going to ask what sunglasses are because that'd probably be worse than hair lube. Bells looks up, considering... ] Tell you what.

I'll help you out if you help me get this person you seem to know. That's what I want.

[It's probably a girl. It is a girl, right? He has no reason to believe it's anything but a girl. Maybe this would even work out if it was one of the single ladies.]

I can't promise anything but I'll do my best. How's that?

Cool. [ He is totally pleased with this answer. Patting himself on the back and everything. ] The one kinda in the middle. That's who I know.

Oh! Rachel?

[That he can't help but laugh at. This guy has no idea. Blaine likes Rachel but she also doesn't give him as much diva sass as the others.]

Rachel? [ Who in the what is a Rachel? He shakes his head. ] No, the other one.

[Taking a quick glance at the picture.]

Tina? She has a boyfriend already.

[ ...why is he naming all these girls? Not that he'd mind if he knew them (probably). Bells pinches the bridge of his nose once before shaking his head again. ]

It's Kurt.

[eyes. eyes bugging out.]

You...want me to help you...with Kurt?

[give him...a second... he just needs to...needs to...need...s...]

[calm. CALM. He is calm like motherfucking ZEN.]

I'm sorry, did Kurt not tell you that he's spoken for?

Spoken for? Uh. [ He's not sure what to make of his reaction, to be honest. ] As far as I know, he's not seeing anybody like that.

Well here I am to tell you that he is.

In fact, I'm the one he's seeing like that. Kurt is my boyfriend.

Look, buddy. He doesn't have a boyfriend. [ And he sounds kind of certainly annoyed now. ] I don't know where you get off saying that. Whoever he was with before cheated on him anyway.

[ Bells didn't actually get a name, but he's starting to put things together. ]

[This is the second time he's heard it and he's already fed up with this. He'd ask where these people are getting their info but that's apparently Kurt and he doesn't need to hear that again. He really doesn't.]

I'm the only person he's been with and I would never hurt him.

Not sure what to tell you. 'Cause apparently you did. [ He pokes a finger in Blaine's general direction. ] I like Kurt, and he likes me.

Kurt is the love of my life. I would never do that.

[and

he doesn't

can't

that last part]

Believe whatever you want. I'm just telling you how it is.

[Blaine doesn't accuse many people of this. Feel worthy that you've earned it, good sir!]

You're lying.

[ He'll give him that. Bells is a liar a lot of the time, but. ]

Look, buddy. I don't know what you want me to tell you. Ask Kurt if you think I'm not telling the truth. [ A pause. ] But who knows if he actually has anything to say to a cheater.

I already told you, I would never. How many times do you need me to say it?

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