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[ With the explosion of broadcasts on the network Cambridge realises this is as good a time as any to throw his hat in as well. In fact, it works in his favour; one brief message will hopefully be quickly lost amongst the furor, cutting short any of the emotional fanfare that comes with having to talk about it in public. If Oxford hadn't been so damn gregarious in the first place he wouldn't even have bothered to say it out loud (type it, whatever; the point still remained): ]
Oxford has returned home. Not dead, just gone.
[ what follows are a series of self-indulgent little private messages because he might as well get all this hideousness over and done with at once: ]
PRIVATE: CHAPEL HILL
Don't suppose you fancy raising your sartorial bar a little higher? His clothes certainly won't fit me
PRIVATE: TYKE
Don't say anything, just choose one word: eloquent, dependable, poetic.
PRIVATE: NEAL
I'd rather stick my cock in Tony Stark's eye hole than get mixed up in your Smiley nonsense but for the love of God do try to contain this ridiculous song and dance somewhat
or at least give a fellow a decent warning before you drop your trousers and bare your crazy all over the network again
PRIVATE: JOSIAS
so how much does a space whore charge for hair-stroking anyway
PRIVATE: HAL
those other books I had on my list are now free for the taking. You can have them all, if you like
Oxford has returned home. Not dead, just gone.
[ what follows are a series of self-indulgent little private messages because he might as well get all this hideousness over and done with at once: ]
PRIVATE: CHAPEL HILL
Don't suppose you fancy raising your sartorial bar a little higher? His clothes certainly won't fit me
PRIVATE: TYKE
Don't say anything, just choose one word: eloquent, dependable, poetic.
PRIVATE: NEAL
I'd rather stick my cock in Tony Stark's eye hole than get mixed up in your Smiley nonsense but for the love of God do try to contain this ridiculous song and dance somewhat
or at least give a fellow a decent warning before you drop your trousers and bare your crazy all over the network again
PRIVATE: JOSIAS
so how much does a space whore charge for hair-stroking anyway
PRIVATE: HAL
those other books I had on my list are now free for the taking. You can have them all, if you like
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[ ie damn skippy ]
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You should show me your communicator, some day
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I actually should do the opposite of that-- you AV Club types poke into my business enough as it is.
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[ neal pls you're talking to the cock/eye guy ]
Who else is in the supposed club, may I ask
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Other nerds.
[ he is, in fact, almost physically incapable of giving straight answers. it's so endearing or it's godawful annoying, that one. ]
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[ don't say stark DON'T SAY STARK ]
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[ you were saying...? ]
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I would never be a member of any club (metaphorical, gentlemen's, or otherwise) that allows Tony Stark past its doors
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[ jfc this is a metaphorical nerd club, cambridge, NOT
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[ NEVER EVER GONNA LET THIS GO NOW ]
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