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Stephanie Brown | Batgirl » 011 » 120 ([personal profile] rhymeswithdeath) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-11-30 07:21 pm

anon video;

[The feed flicks on, revealing a young, blond woman, chilling in some hallway in a...bat-costume? She's grinning pretty widely for someone who's supposed to be dark as the (k)night.]

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's—[dramatic pause]—sure as hell a giant, creepy spaceship because Superman you ain't. [She sighs, grin disappearing in favor of a more deadpan expression.]

So, hey, I'm new, but let's skip the mental breakdowns, freak outs, where is "x", have you seen my "y," I am scared, blah blah, wah wah, yadda yadda, etcetera, ad naseum [dismissive wave] and go straight to introductions and pleasantries.

Hey, space people. I'm Batgirl. The real deal, even see, I come fully equipped with Batarangs, witty retorts, and everything. Yeah, yeah, I've snooped through the network. Done a little detecting, as they say. I've heard rumors of comics and fourthwalls; don't worry. If I'm fictional where you're from, then I will be available for autographs upon request. The one thing I ask of you is pretty please: no spoilers. I happen to like surprises.

Anyway, I also like coffee and waffles, especially in delicious conjunction, rooftop tag, crime fighting, and, of course, justice.

I'm sure you've seen my spooky boss-man's pseudo-vandalism, but I figured I should put the word out in my own way: call me, beep me, if you want to text me; that's a-okay. I'll be there whenever you need me, as cheesy as that sounds. It's part of the super-gig. You can ask questions and/or heckle now, I guess. Do whatever floats your boat. I'll be here aaaaaaall week.
lawyer: (pic#4842250)

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[personal profile] lawyer 2012-12-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You know, it's very hard to know what's a spoiler when you don't tell us what issue you're from.
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[personal profile] lawyer 2012-12-01 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[This would be the time that he needs Mike because Mike would probably know exactly what volume and issue Batgirl is from. Goddammit why are they avoiding each other.]

Wasn't your name, The Spoiler? We're veering into meta territory here.

[Also, you remind him of Donna. Which means that they should never ever meet lest the universe explodes.]

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shoyu: (❝ beat laments the world ❞)

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[personal profile] shoyu 2012-12-01 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
... Batgirl. [ a curious little headtilt. ] Would it be rude to ask if that's just a moniker, or any reflection of your actual abilities?

[ this is a serious question okay ]
shoyu: (❝ home sweet home ❞)

[personal profile] shoyu 2012-12-01 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Aah, I see! [ a sheepish little laugh, hand rubbing at his jaw. ] I'm sorry, that must have sounded like an awfully silly question. But given how amazing some of the people here can be, I couldn't be sure.

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fraud: (pic#5200012)

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[personal profile] fraud 2012-12-01 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure what to think of this.

[ he is just sayin' okay. fucking fourth walls hurt him every time he comes close. ]
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[personal profile] fraud 2012-12-01 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I just--

[ a nervous laugh. fourth walls why. ]

Well, at least you're exactly like the Batgirl I remember reading about.

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justamobster: (Defined by my misdemeanors)

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[personal profile] justamobster 2012-12-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Just one question, doll.

Why bats?
justamobster: (You're losing your memory now)

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[personal profile] justamobster 2012-12-01 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Dunno 'bout spooky. They're kinda cute. [ When they're not pooping everywhere, anyway. Growing up in a cave means dealing with a lot of guano. ]

So dressin' up like a bat's a normal thing where you're from?

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sangfroid: (and you to me)

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[personal profile] sangfroid 2012-12-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ nervous child with no knowledge of Batgirl looking nervous ]

Umm... can I ask you a question, Signorina Batgirl? If, um, if your "spooky boss-man" is a vandal, do you bring him to justice too?
sangfroid: (but cannot find the stem)

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[personal profile] sangfroid 2012-12-02 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ blank stare as she just processes that ]

You, um. Bring him to justice by... making videos? I'm not sure I'm familiar with that, um, sort of... justice system.

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you weren't kidding on the retorts.

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buttmad: (Because you're an idiot.)

[personal profile] buttmad 2012-12-01 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Even in space...]

Not to sound rude or... dismissive of the way you fight the good fight, but is this really gonna be a thing? The whole... costumed superhero thing. 'Cause I'm just... really not seeing it.

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learnedtosmile: (009)

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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-12-01 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Mildly:]

I hope this isn't the start of a trend.

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jurisimpudent: (put out)

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[R u serious]

You provide quite the contrast to your "boss-man."

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king: Arthur is looking up at something offscreen. (✖ it's a bird it's a plane)

[personal profile] king 2012-12-02 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ all right, well nobody else is asking the hard-hitting questions, so that leaves arthur to step up to the plate. ]

Is it normal in your land, for young women to be allowed to risk their lives in the apprehension of lawbreakers?

[ the word he actually wants rather than "land" is "world", but parallel universes and all that junk are still kinda confusing for him. as is the concept of the suffragette movement. ]

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