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[coffeeking]

[Ianto is sitting in the oxygen gardens, back against a tree. Lovely day, isn't it? Of course it is, the temperature is regulated. Apparently he's having trouble keeping himself busy, because he has a question.]

I'm curious. What are some of the things you've all received in your lockers? Interesting things, weird things, the unexpected. Boring things that were exactly what you wanted or needed and were therefore uncanny and more than a bit creepy. Sharing is voluntary, obviously.

[This has absolutely nothing to do with the interesting presents he got in his locker last jump.]

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[deadandred]

...I got a couple of Steve's recruitment films, but nothin' other than that.

[coffeeking]

That, by the way, definitely qualifies as weird. And just a bit awkward.

[jilt]

Taking a poll, are we?

[coffeeking]

Unofficially. I don't think there's any real significance to any of it, but I'm bored and figured it was an entertaining enough question to get some traction.

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[51stcentury]

I can think of a few "interesting" things the ship seemed to think we were in need of...

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[coffeeking]

Yes, I might have had that in mind when I asked.

[Is he blushing? Yes. Just a little. Good times, good times.]

You could stand to lock your post though, Jack.

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[disparage]

I got clothes to make my boring closet way more interesting. [ she hates the orange jumpsuit, so while this may be categorised as boring, it made her day to find some of her favourite outfits neatly tucked away in her locker. colours never harmed anyone. ]

And a few things from my room to make this place feel more like home, I guess.

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[coffeeking]

I envy you. I only have the one suit, and there's no dry cleaners on board. I wouldn't mind a few nick-knacks either.

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[culver]

Dresses.

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[coffeeking]

You don't like dresses?

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[ironsights]

Clothes, ammunition, reminders of home.

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[coffeeking]

Why does everyone get clothes but me? I hope you have a weapon to go with that ammunition, otherwise that's a cruel joke.

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[cargojet]

Paintings. You've seen one of them if you've been to Comms or past the chapel lately, too.

[ Nathan in the Oval Office and New York in ruins respectively. ]

Share and share alike, Jones.

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[coffeeking]

I could think of more cheerful portraits than you as president of the United States, Petrelli. Gives me the shivers. Hope that one isn't related to the other one.

[o o p s that was supposed to be a joke]

I got supplies for making signs this past jump, of all things. Everything except the letterpress.

[he will refrain from mentioning the other things he got, though]

[forlifeloveandcheese]

Heavy plate armor, a sword and shield, a handful of statuettes and runestones, a wedge of cheese, gold cones and poultices.

[coffeeking]

Somehow, I'm most jealous of the cheese.

[upheld]

Clothing. [ dresses. ]

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[helpmeguideit]

Nothing since I've arrived here the first time. Nothing beyond the expected. Clothes and chess. [ Nope, nothing interesting here. Charles, why are you such an old man. ]

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[coffeeking]

I seem to have been overlooked when the powers that be were handing out the clothes.

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[jurisimpudent]

Why do you ask?

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[coffeeking]

Like I said, curiosity. Idle curiosity.

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[puppydogeyes]

Candy.
Handwrap.
A dress.
Toothpicks.

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[coffeeking]

Toothpicks, really? I imagine you could barter with those. That and the candy. You'd barter the candy first, obviously, then up your price for the toothpicks.

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[realslimstrider]

It depends. I've gotten a suit from it. Dead crow. A sword. Some old joke book by a southern asshole. It really depends but I'm glad the unreal air is gone.

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[coffeeking]

A suit. [Just... why. Why doesn't he get a suit too.]

Wait, a dead crow?

[That took him a minute longer than it should have to process.]

[vindicating]

A book and mostly just clothes. Nothing too exciting really. [the things that would be considered interesting? well he is leaving out that detail]

[coffeeking]

[Hello Caffrey lookalike]

I would be very excited if I got clothes. Very excited.

[Everyone got clothes but him. Wtf.]

What book?

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[cocksauce]

Well, I've got a boombox without batteries, TestaMints, the license plate from my car, my cigarette rolling kit, and a small silver canister. Not sure if any of those things sounds interesting to you, but what about you? Get anything that you want to share with the class?

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[coffeeking]

I got some materials for making signs. Suppose I'll have to find reason to put it to use.

Someone on board might have batteries, if you ask around.

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[fraud]

I got a fern.

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[coffeeking]

...A fern?