XX1: Final Destination and Other Movies. [VIDEO]

[cocksauce]

[ This is a video feed of some dark-haired guy who really likes to look at himself or something like that. It's kinda myspace-youtube self-webcam style up in here. ]

Does anyone know where this spaceship is heading? I'm just kind of curious and all since it doesn't look we we could just get off wherever we want to. It's just something worth knowing. Thanks.

[ He pauses like he's gonna turn the feed off before suddenly remembering some other stuff that he wants to say. ]

Oh yeah, I know I can't be the only guy who's realized this, but there are a lot of people here like they just stepped out of the movies or comics or cartoons or whatever. It's totally awesome, and I hope you guys won't mind me asking for autographs even if you aren't actors. Might be even better, actually, if you're all the real deal.

[ And again, right here, ready to turn it off. Whoops, just remembered something else. ]

PS: Hey, Dave. I ran into the Indonesian mobster you stole a pound of weed from. He's challenging you to a mudwrestling match, and the winner gets a Russian mail-order bride. Call me. Oh, and does anyone know if there's a way to set up a voicemail on these things?

[ >> END.

ooc: Fourth-wall opt-out is here, responses to come later. ]

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[cocksauce]

[ Yeah, there'll be a way to work this out. According to the book, John never actually introduces himself with the last name "Cheese", but there's got to be a workaround.

Anyway, John pauses in frustration because he doesn't feel like wading back to find this whole fourth wall fallout. ]

...So some shithead told them that they weren't real or something? Because that's now really what I'm saying. Sure, they're from fucking movies and stuff where I'm from, but I'm starting to think those film-verses totally exist elsewhere now that I'm here.

[abrahamic]

[ Either way you figure it out, man, just let us know. Welcome to the SS Meta. ]

More like someone spoiled them on how Shatnerverse kills off the whole Enterprise or something, I don't really read much from Shatner. I mean, it's freaking Jim Kirk and all, right? But his writing's kind of its own brand of special.

Anyway, why would you think that? What are you?

[cocksauce]

I'm really just a guy. A guy named John, coming from some nowhere little place in the Midwest U.S. Not really much of a big deal, right? But I've seen things and been places, and I'm talking about different universes and stuff like that here. So if all those places are real, then I don't see why the things from films and comics and whatever can't be real too.

[abrahamic]

Midwest, huh? I'm from Cali, NorCal specifically. You ever been? We get snow sometimes, man, it's pretty fun considering SoCal's like, sunshine all the time or something from what I've heard.

...And okay, that's true, but. Come on, wouldn't it weird you out too if someone said you were in a book or a movie where they're from?