XX1: Where are my bros and the fuckin' trolls at?

[mostsuitable]

This is a not-so-emergency status update.

A boy formerly known as 004 » 097 is now known as 012 » 200.
In the past, there have been mentions of others returning to their home worlds before finding themselves on this space boat once again.
This is not my experience.
From my point of view, it simply appears that I've missed a jump. And the number of my tattoo has updated.
Anyway, I figure this is worth mentioning if anyone in the crew or whatever is taking notes on disappearances and returnees.

That's all.

Comments

[mostsuitable]

You're making it out to be more than it really is.
I mean, I guess it probably looks like I'd planned it out.
Brb, English. Just going to phase out of existence for a couple months.
I'll send you a postcard before I get back.
Man, we have more important things to take care of than dicking around here.
And I didn't get to do any of that while I was away.
In fact, I did jack shit.

[kringlefuck]

Malarkey!!! You plan everything out you little dipshit!
You expect me to believe something like that so easily????
What did you really do?????

[mostsuitable]

Really, man. I don't think name-calling is actually appropriate here.
I told you exactly what I did, and that is jack shit.
I would've let you know if I'd found a rabbit hole with an exit out to fucking Wonderland.
But I didn't say that because it didn't happen. As far as I'm concerned, nothing did.
I disappeared for a couple months, and I just got back during this jump.
Jesus, Jake. What else am I supposed to tell you?

[kringlefuck]

ILL INSULT YOU IF I WANT TO!!!!!
>:(

Jesus christmas!!!

And yeah well in case you even ever *CARED* after you left nothing much happened besides what i think was a power outage or some hub bub of that nature. I also found a mask resembling something that fits the green demon i am destined to face. I find it rather charming and i dont think ill get rid of it!!

There is your summary jackass!!!
Btw i also met mystique and i find her incredibly attractive!

[mostsuitable]

Ok.
Wait, you found one of those masks.
And you don't want to get rid of it.
Man, no. Do not tell me that you actually put that thing on.
Just don't. Really, is that a thing you did while I was away?
Anyway, it looks like the past couple months were more eventful for you than they were for me.
Because I actually did fucking nothing.

[kringlefuck]

Yes!!!!
Matter of fact im wearing it now and i think i look smashing! As if you would really care about that!

[mostsuitable]

Jake, no.
Why the hell would you just put something like that on?
It's not like those things were placed there for a masquerade ball.
From what I've read about recent incidents, they'd shown up suspiciously after some kind of power outage.
No one knows how or why, but it looks like they cause trouble.
How long have you been wearing that thing?

[ And don't make me go over to rip it off your face. ]

[kringlefuck]

I dont know i felt like i should, god. I think its really cool. Its a big green skull.

What sort of incidents are you jabbering on about? I havent heard a blasted thing i thought it was just some sort of present form somebody!

And not too much, why do you care??? I havent moved it from its spot until now. I would say this is my second time to put it on!

[mostsuitable]

That's great.
Look, there's nothing wrong with getting your boner on with blue ladies and green skulls.
But the X-Man saved my bro, and he's also kept people warm while the power was out.
I'm taking his word when he says that those things caused fucking problems.
It's just that people don't have all the details.
So I think that you should probably not put it on anymore.
In fact, it'd be best if you just took the mask off right now.

[kringlefuck]

Pffffft.
Why should i? Why should i even listen to you??

[mostsuitable]

Because I'm being reasonable, which is something I know you aren't most of the time.

[kringlefuck]

Youre being an asshole is what youre doing.
It isnt your duty to tell me what to do, dirk. Like you, i dont appreciate it when things dont go in a way that isnt my control or doing.
Butt out.

delayed response; bromantic breakup coming through

[mostsuitable]

[ A very noticeable amount of time goes by before Dirk finally responds. ]

Ok, hold on. Back that train up, bro.
How the hell am I being an asshole?
Right now, that actually more adequately describes you.
Look, I know you probably don't notice it because you're really as oblivious as fuck.
But I've pretty much always been basically right every single time I said that things were kinda off.
And here you are, not really acting like your usual self. What makes you think I'm going to just step off?

oh nO

[kringlefuck]

Gtfo.

_{[ Yeah, he closes this interaction with that. ]}