XX1: Where are my bros and the fuckin' trolls at?

[mostsuitable]

This is a not-so-emergency status update.

A boy formerly known as 004 » 097 is now known as 012 » 200.
In the past, there have been mentions of others returning to their home worlds before finding themselves on this space boat once again.
This is not my experience.
From my point of view, it simply appears that I've missed a jump. And the number of my tattoo has updated.
Anyway, I figure this is worth mentioning if anyone in the crew or whatever is taking notes on disappearances and returnees.

That's all.

Comments

[tg]

hey wait
just cause i went back doesnt mean anything new happened
or well ok i guess some things might have transpired
the big green final boss started destroying the void
nvm only one thing happened in the whole year ive been gone

[realslimstrider]

the big final what

[tg]

oh whoops did i let a spoiler slip
ignore that man lets work on our raps
party at 012 » 200

[realslimstrider]

you just might have
now i have to ask is it the jolly green giant
i always knew he was shifty on those cans
give me the deets and you have a deal on the rapping
huh im 012 » 188

[tg]

im 012 » 034
like some asshole decided sesame street was wrong and just had to insert an extra 0
but the point is weve got to do this space thing right
which means piling into bros room
so 012 » 200 it is

[realslimstrider]

man what the fuck
its like they decided to randomly throw digits at us
well of course we do
we were all living together like the brady bunch anyway
ill be there

[tg]

digit hurling is exactly what this ship does
like aside from the jump numbers last three digits dont bother going sequentially
are you greeted with neverending rows of unused lockers post jump??
nope just rows upon rows of lockers hop jump skipping around on the number line
rage against the machine known as counting

[ Dave is just going to casually lean against the fourth wall here. ]

[realslimstrider]

sometimes it seems like were playing the lotto
come on 747 give me those numbers
or someone is choosing this shit for kicks

[Don't mind Davesprite joining him.]

[tg]

maybe all the missing numbers were supposed to go to people
but they didnt make it out of utero
now theres a creepy thought
but then i guess wed have a lot more dead people falling out of greeting tubes so that cant be it

[realslimstrider]

hey not so fast
if they can nerf godtiers and sprites
could be the goop is dead people

[tg]

welp gotta admit
thats a real good use of resources there
making jump proof jello out of the most abundant protein source available in this particular ass cleft of space

[realslimstrider]

well you know whats in jello right
like youve looked at the label

[tg]

they say its from pigs or horses
but we know the truth

[realslimstrider]

the question is what sort of people
answer thats why the got milk ads exist

[tg]

also why missing people can always be found on milk cartons
its the neverending cycle of it does your body good

[realslimstrider]

look at what milk does when it goes bad
is there any other proof that you need
dont think so