Sailing 001 | Video

[bottlearum]

[When the video starts, it's of a man with tan skin and long hair. Some of it is in dreadlocks, some of it is in braids. He's wearing a black leather tricorn hat above a red bandanna. He's got beads and trinkets in his hair, and he's dressed in full pirate garb. That jumpsuit was weird, why would he wear that when he's got his clothes?]

[He's also upside down. Jack, how did you get on the ceiling, that's not--Oh, wait, no. He's just holding the cell phone upside down. How do I technology?]

Right.

So, I'm t' believe that I'm on some sort of...

[He pauses for a moment, and the video flails around for a minute. Jack is gesturing with his hands and doesn't realize that some viewers may become motion sick. He finally finds the word he was looking for, and the video stops and you've got a lovely video of the wall. Isn't it beautiful?]

...ship. In the sky. Above the Earth. Floatin' in space.

...The Locker made a lot more sense the first time around. This is just... odd.



[Fourth walling is encouraged!]

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Video still; Of course! <3

[bottlearum]

[Jack loves that little voice in his head that tells him to do bad things.]

Aye, mate. Much.

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[laufeysons]

[ Well then they should get along just fine. ]

Might I ask your name?

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[bottlearum]

[Jack grins.]

You're talkin' to the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow.

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[laufeysons]

Captain? [ He sounds pleasantly surprised and not at all condescending. As if he really means it when he says, ] Impressive.

Have you any familiarity with this kind of ship, Captain?

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[bottlearum]

Nah, mate. Me kind of ship is in the water, not in space.

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[laufeysons]

Well. [ Disguising a laugh behind a reassuring tone. ] I'm sure you have skills that could still be of use on a ship such as this one.

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[bottlearum]

[He refuses to believe this ship is a ship. =|]

'Course I do!

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[laufeysons]

[ He'll have to face the facts eventually. ]

We should all feel lucky to have you aboard, then.

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[bottlearum]

As you should, mate. It's not every day you get to sail with Captain Jack Sparrow!

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[laufeysons]

Certainly not.

[ There's a smile in his voice. Amused. ]

Well, I suspect this won't be the last time we speak.

[ Since they're kind of stuck here together... ]