Sailing 001 | Video

[bottlearum]

[When the video starts, it's of a man with tan skin and long hair. Some of it is in dreadlocks, some of it is in braids. He's wearing a black leather tricorn hat above a red bandanna. He's got beads and trinkets in his hair, and he's dressed in full pirate garb. That jumpsuit was weird, why would he wear that when he's got his clothes?]

[He's also upside down. Jack, how did you get on the ceiling, that's not--Oh, wait, no. He's just holding the cell phone upside down. How do I technology?]

Right.

So, I'm t' believe that I'm on some sort of...

[He pauses for a moment, and the video flails around for a minute. Jack is gesturing with his hands and doesn't realize that some viewers may become motion sick. He finally finds the word he was looking for, and the video stops and you've got a lovely video of the wall. Isn't it beautiful?]

...ship. In the sky. Above the Earth. Floatin' in space.

...The Locker made a lot more sense the first time around. This is just... odd.



[Fourth walling is encouraged!]

Comments

[unwaveringloyalty]

I did not stutter.

[bottlearum]

Humor me, luv. What year is it?

[unwaveringloyalty]

7207.

[bottlearum]

7207?

[unwaveringloyalty]

Yes.

[bottlearum]

[Well. That's odd. He's never been in the future before. He supposes that might explain why he has no idea what half of what technology is.]

...Th' future, eh?

[unwaveringloyalty]

Yes. As I did say.

[bottlearum]

...Not the 1740s?

[unwaveringloyalty]

No.

[bottlearum]

...Well, that's interesting.

[unwaveringloyalty]

In what manner?

[bottlearum]

...Is bein' in the future not interesting?

[unwaveringloyalty]

It is not the future to me.

[bottlearum]

Well, you're strange.

[unwaveringloyalty]

I do not understand.

[bottlearum]

Exactly my point, luv.

[unwaveringloyalty]

Explain.

[bottlearum]

[Have some feigned ignorance. He's just messing with you now.]

Explain what?

[unwaveringloyalty]

Your point.

[bottlearum]

What point?

[unwaveringloyalty]

You are no fool. You know of my question.

[bottlearum]

[Ahhh, caught. But that doesn't mean he'll own up to it.]

I'm naught but a pirate, luv. Simple creatures, we are.

[unwaveringloyalty]

History would disagree.

[bottlearum]

Aye? What is it you know 'bout pirates, luv?

[unwaveringloyalty]

I know what has been written.