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Sailing 001 | Video
[When the video starts, it's of a man with tan skin and long hair. Some of it is in dreadlocks, some of it is in braids. He's wearing a black leather tricorn hat above a red bandanna. He's got beads and trinkets in his hair, and he's dressed in full pirate garb. That jumpsuit was weird, why would he wear that when he's got his clothes?]
[He's also upside down. Jack, how did you get on the ceiling, that's not--Oh, wait, no. He's just holding the cell phone upside down. How do I technology?]
Right.
So, I'm t' believe that I'm on some sort of...
[He pauses for a moment, and the video flails around for a minute. Jack is gesturing with his hands and doesn't realize that some viewers may become motion sick. He finally finds the word he was looking for, and the video stops and you've got a lovely video of the wall. Isn't it beautiful?]
...ship. In the sky. Above the Earth. Floatin' in space.
...The Locker made a lot more sense the first time around. This is just... odd.
[Fourth walling is encouraged!]
[He's also upside down. Jack, how did you get on the ceiling, that's not--Oh, wait, no. He's just holding the cell phone upside down. How do I technology?]
Right.
So, I'm t' believe that I'm on some sort of...
[He pauses for a moment, and the video flails around for a minute. Jack is gesturing with his hands and doesn't realize that some viewers may become motion sick. He finally finds the word he was looking for, and the video stops and you've got a lovely video of the wall. Isn't it beautiful?]
...ship. In the sky. Above the Earth. Floatin' in space.
...The Locker made a lot more sense the first time around. This is just... odd.
[Fourth walling is encouraged!]
video, THIS IS WHY YOU APP HIM, BBY. Also, forgot Johnny Depp was French. Good catch, there.
[Aaaaaand now you've lost him. 'Merica? Johnny Depp?]
Not sure who you're confusin' me with, mate, but I ain't this Johnny Depp. I happen t' be... Captain Jack Sparrow!
I PLAN ON IT but now i'm so busy in france cries also yes hehe
[ speaking of losing your mind... ]
Euh.... okay, well. Perhaps you have had too much to drink, Mister Depp? It is all right, it is very confusing for all of us to be here.
omg do you actually live in Fracne? owo
[He scowls.}
I told ya mate. I ain't Johnny Depp. I'm Jack Sparrow.
i'm studying here until may. 'u' probably will come back for a year sometime.
[ ...what. ]
....Jack Sparrow. From the little movies that 'Merica makes. Yeah, okay. [ A small amused smile. ] Nevertheless, it is a relief to see a somewhat familiar face.
Luuuucky. I wish I could live in France ;w;
Aye, I've been told somethin' about bein' in a movie. An' an America.