Sailing 001 | Video

[bottlearum]

[When the video starts, it's of a man with tan skin and long hair. Some of it is in dreadlocks, some of it is in braids. He's wearing a black leather tricorn hat above a red bandanna. He's got beads and trinkets in his hair, and he's dressed in full pirate garb. That jumpsuit was weird, why would he wear that when he's got his clothes?]

[He's also upside down. Jack, how did you get on the ceiling, that's not--Oh, wait, no. He's just holding the cell phone upside down. How do I technology?]

Right.

So, I'm t' believe that I'm on some sort of...

[He pauses for a moment, and the video flails around for a minute. Jack is gesturing with his hands and doesn't realize that some viewers may become motion sick. He finally finds the word he was looking for, and the video stops and you've got a lovely video of the wall. Isn't it beautiful?]

...ship. In the sky. Above the Earth. Floatin' in space.

...The Locker made a lot more sense the first time around. This is just... odd.



[Fourth walling is encouraged!]

Comments

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[sermonize]

I am getting quite the close up of those oculars you posses, but yes. I can.

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[bottlearum]

Oculars, eh?

...Y'look weird.

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[sermonize]

I believe that it is you that looks odd, sir. To me, you are the strange new species.

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[bottlearum]

"Species"?

I ain't no animal, mate.

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[sermonize]

I did not say that you were, friend. You are a different race than I.

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[bottlearum]

"Race"?

...I ain't no slave, either.

[HI I AM JACK SPARROW. I am from the 1740s. Slaves were still around in the 1740s. Jack Sparrow does not approve of slaves and is quite unhappy with this apparent comparison. This comment was not intended to be racist. I am deeply apologetic.]

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[sermonize]

Actually, you look like a pirate to me, but perhaps that could be something different to humans than it is to trolls?

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[bottlearum]

...I am a pirate. Captain, actually!

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[sermonize]

Ah, well my apologies, Captain.

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[bottlearum]

[Respect! Finally. He grins.]

S'all right, lad.

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[sermonize]

Lad? I am at least fifteen sweeps.

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[bottlearum]

Aye. Bein' only fifteen makes you a lad.

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[sermonize]

Ah, but I believe you misunderstand. Sweeps are longer than years. I have been considered an adult since about nine.

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[bottlearum]

[...Nope, sorry! Jack refuses your logic.]

If ye say so, lad.

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[sermonize]

[ oh well. if there is a meeting in person, the truth will be had. ]

And you would be? Aside from Captain, that is.

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[bottlearum]

You're talkin' t' the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow!

[SOMEONE HERE HAS TO HAVE HEARD OF HIM, DAMMIT.]