( 04 ) video ✵ go until i blow up and i can drink until i throw up i don't ever ever want to grow up

[stacked]

[ the lockdown and patrols with nothing but jackshit at the end of it all would key faith up anyway; but she doesn't see what the goddamn problem is with putting on a freaking mask-- because she's really bad at her job sometimes-- and so the face she turns to the network may currently be mask free, but that's half the story. ]

Well, that was bullshit. SEC hauled ass around in the balls out really freaking cold for days, and I didn't get a single fight out of it.

[ but she's rly super glad everyone's okay, honest. ]

Anybody wanna fix that?

...just if you're any good at a little rough stuff and won't bitch, no offense to the civilians or anything but I don't feel like holding hands and kissing boo-boos.

[ this is the destiny chosen savior of the world, people. why. how. why. what was destiny smoking? ]

Let me know, I guess.


( ooc | tyke gets herself a brawl today but other than that, no set plans. )

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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Low:]

I fail to see how inflicting injury will help anyone here.

[voice]

[stacked]

Gonna help me, professor.

[ ffs edgeworth why you gotta harsh her quest. ]

Besides, not like I'm bringing knives to the party or anything. Just a little old-fashioned smackdown, everybody gets up and walks away after.

[ which is LESS FUN than killing shit but in the case of beggars v chosers it has been determined that the beggars cannot, in fact, be chosers. ]

[voice] I love that icon, it looks like she should be saying "I DO DECLAYUH"

[jurisimpudent]

We've just weathered one crisis. It seems to me we should keep all our resources available to deal with the next.

( video )

[mathematically]

[ lydia don't do it, don't do it, don't do it— ]

The only thing you could have been fighting was the cold. And last I checked, that doesn't literally punch back.

[ welp. ]

( video )

[stacked]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Last time there was shit to fight, and now I'm all revved up and I guess all the good little monsters are still tucked in bed, because we got nothing.

voice;

[mingus]

[ have the dulcet tones of one auggie anderson, amused as fuck ]

Well, someone here sounds a little bored.

voice;

[stacked]

Yeah, no shit. My ass has been running around looking for the bigass threat everybody's sure is coming, and all we got are some masks? That's freaking lame, man.

text;

[puppydogeyes]

Sure.

text;

[stacked]

hardcore, boss. you got some free time coming up like now, maybe?

video;

[besiege]

[ With vague reluctance, Cat chooses the video option just this once because it seems like the more practical if you're planning to accept someone's offer to have a fight (no big deal, of course) to let them see your face, at least. ]

Best idea 've heard in a long while.

video;

[stacked]

[ just eyeing you up, cat. ]

You any good?

text;

[tigers]

You might have asked. [ Not that he's going to be fighting no ladies. ]

text;

[stacked]

Never punched a carny before. You game? [ a carny, really? ]

video;

[sugarbear]

You couldn't take me even if you wanted to.

video;

[stacked]

Oh, babe.

[ this smile is scary. and kind of sexual, because faith lives to mix up sex moments and violence ones. ]

I could break you in half, easy as hell. Cute try, though.

[wolfinthesnow]

I'll do it.

[Because Ygritte is gone, too.]

[stacked]

Not feeling much like swords today, Snow.

...you got any issues hitting me in the face?

video;

[faderbroderson]

You have quite a few offers already.

[But none of them are an ancient vampire who will fuck you into the floor afterwards, Faith. Decisions, decisions.]

video;

[stacked]

Yeah, but nobody who can take me down so far.

[ sparring is good; it takes the edge off, lets her breathe.

what she really wants is to kill something; she'll take beating on someone who she can't snap in half too easy, instead. ]

video; locked

[chromosomes]

[ He shouldn't. He shouldn't, he shouldn't, he shouldn't.

But he's turning his mask over in his hands and he looks at the camera and instead of not replying, like he should, says: ] Sure.

video; locked

[stacked]

Look who decided to quit pussying out and join the party. All right, G, let's do this.

voice;

[bring_em_down]

You're really looking for a fight?

voice;

[stacked]

You think you can give me one?

[ Video ]

[akidfrombrooklyn]

Wouldn't mind letting off some steam occasionally if you ever wanna spar sometime.

[ Video ]

[stacked]

[ and holy crap is that a riley flashback on her screen. ]

Depends. You fight any less like apple pie than you look?

[ she is the actual worst. ]