005 -- video;

[jilt]

[ a rare video post. irene's wearing her tweed suit, hair twisted elegantly up on the top of her head. and she's smoking a pipe while she perches at the end of the bed. not her bed, because even though the camera's tight in on her face, the scraps of paper on the wall most certainly aren't something irene adler would indulge in.

her decorating habits are much classier. ]

I've been here for eight jump cycles. Quite a bit longer than I'd ever anticipated, but what can really be done?

[ and it isn't as if irene has anything to go back to, but she's hardly about to say that. ]

Suppose I manage the next four and make it an even twelve. I wonder what one does to celebrate aboard a...spaceship.

Comments

whoops she didn't can they put you back

[jilt]

And I suppose you've a rude suggestion about my options?

no they cannot you will have to deal with it

[tigers]

What sort of man would I be if I didn't?

ugh she's going to start a petition

[jilt]

I've quite a few thoughts about what sort of man you are, but a lady doesn't use such language.

you irenes are all the worst

[tigers]

Lucky us, you're hardly a lady.

no u!!!

[jilt]

Such a hurtful accusation. One would think you'd vary your tune over the course of itme.

wow rude

[tigers]

Perhaps after I've been here for eight jump cycles, I'll have a different opinion of you.

But more than likely not.

[jilt]

Predictable. But while I have you, do tell me. I heard a rumor of you and your marksmanship, is it true?

[tigers]

That depends on the rumour, don't it?

[jilt]

The one that says you never shot a tiger?

[tigers]

A load of bollocks.

[jilt]

Oh, I'm sure you'd say that.

[tigers]

You can't possibly believe that rot.

[jilt]

Has it been proven otherwise?

[tigers]

Time and time again.

[jilt]

Not to my recollection.

[tigers]

Clearly, you aren't recollecting enough.

[jilt]

Aren't I?

[tigers]

Rather apparently not.

[jilt]

Acquire proof and then we'll talk.

[tigers]

[ jfc irene ]

You've already seen it.

[jilt]

That monstrousity that someone set aflame?

[tigers]

As comfortable as that sofa was, that was not my handiwork.

[jilt]

I'm still disappointed I wasn't the one to burn it.

[tigers]

You're simply not quick enough, Miss Adler.

[jilt]

You underestimate me, Mister Moran.