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[became]

[ oh hello, giant creepy spaceship. have a shiny, shiny smile directed your way. said shiny smile is attached to a freakishly put together looking gentleman. dapper, one might call him. ]

So... space, huh? [ neal adjusts his cuffs-- he's wearing a suit (a real suit: classic, 50's style devore, for any suit buffs) because fuck that jumpsuit crap right in the ear-- fussily, smile dropping wattage just a tiny bit. ] Does anyone want to catch me up a little more on that, out of curiosity? Because I have to admit, other than the bits and pieces I caught wandering around the first day I have no idea what's going on.

Anyway, come on. Help a new guy out, anybody? [ smile ratcheting up another few notches. aaaaaand HOLY CHARM BATMAN. doesn't everyone watching just want to drop everything and help? (yes. your answer is yes.) ] I'll owe you one.

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[consulting]

{ He knows how Con Artists smile Mr. Caffrey; you are not very convincing hiding the fact you reek of dodgy. He identifies people like you for a living and you just have him all alert. He notes the fact you have yet to give a name, or state what you know already. Considerable less amount of panic or spite then the other prattling on the network. He notes the taste in fashion and the way you're trying to get people to trust you. ]

To avoid the repeat of information, what do you already know?

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[darkholme]

[oh. well. here's a girl who can look like anyone in the whole goddamn world (galaxy? can she say galaxy now that she's been to space?), and she still is completely smitten on the smile that shines up from her screen. um, the face. the man on the screen, right.]

Depends on what you're interested in knowing? I don't think anyone knows the big picture just yet - the why and how - but there are lots of little rules or whatever you wanna call it on the ship. There are a few sections that are off limits, full on lock-down kinda thing. And you mostly have to travel around by the lifts? Which... don't bring food on those, it's a guaranteed mess no matter what. [grins!] As you can see, I'm a wealth of knowledge here, so. Ask away.

[lovesfaygo]

[ Gamzee picks up on the charm--he's...well, a troll and all, but yellow eyes are bright, even if his voice fluctuates constantly and he has a glazed over look about him. The sharp-toothed smile, however, is a general indicator that he's doing just fine. ]

Yeah, Space. It's pretty cool. What can I do to help a motherfucking brother out?

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[wiretap]

name?

[ Quid pro quo. Tell her something and if she likes the answer, she'll tell you something in return. ]

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[goingsilent]

[ Holy charm, Batman, indeed. Kasumi isn't exactly a sucker for a pretty face, but it certainly helps. ]

"I'll owe you one." Those are four adventurous words to say to strangers.

[51stcentury]

[I see your shiny shiny smile and raise you one, this one coming instead from a gentleman looking the hero stepped out of a 1950's WWII film. Lord, the universe actually might be in trouble because Jack's giving back the charm as good as he gets]

For a guy who wears a suit as well as you? What sort of catching up do you need?

[coffeeking]

[Ianto may or may not be replying solely because Jack is flirting with Neal's goddamn suit, and fuck you Neal, why do you get a bloody devore for god's sake and Ianto is stuck in a jumpsuit? Stop smiling like that, you smug bastard. This is patently unfair.]

What exactly is it you'd like to know? Nice suit, by the way. [He says, with just the slightest hint of catty to it.]

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[sexting]

[ oh my god look at this man. Yes, Cambridge had already met him back in the medical bay but only now that she is free of her blue liquid-induced high can she truly appreciate him. Cambridge props her elbows on the desk and coyly clasps her hands beneath her chin as she smiles her cunning little smile down the video feed. ]

Your suit, darling. Talk to me about it.

[ A request that completely ignores everything Neal's video post is about but PRIORITIES. ]