( 01 ) video ♧ and if we don’t live to be old and faint
[ oh hello, giant creepy spaceship. have a shiny, shiny smile directed your way. said shiny smile is attached to a freakishly put together looking gentleman. dapper, one might call him. ]
So... space, huh? [ neal adjusts his cuffs-- he's wearing a suit (a real suit: classic, 50's style devore, for any suit buffs) because fuck that jumpsuit crap right in the ear-- fussily, smile dropping wattage just a tiny bit. ] Does anyone want to catch me up a little more on that, out of curiosity? Because I have to admit, other than the bits and pieces I caught wandering around the first day I have no idea what's going on.
Anyway, come on. Help a new guy out, anybody? [ smile ratcheting up another few notches. aaaaaand HOLY CHARM BATMAN. doesn't everyone watching just want to drop everything and help? (yes. your answer is yes.) ] I'll owe you one.
So... space, huh? [ neal adjusts his cuffs-- he's wearing a suit (a real suit: classic, 50's style devore, for any suit buffs) because fuck that jumpsuit crap right in the ear-- fussily, smile dropping wattage just a tiny bit. ] Does anyone want to catch me up a little more on that, out of curiosity? Because I have to admit, other than the bits and pieces I caught wandering around the first day I have no idea what's going on.
Anyway, come on. Help a new guy out, anybody? [ smile ratcheting up another few notches. aaaaaand HOLY CHARM BATMAN. doesn't everyone watching just want to drop everything and help? (yes. your answer is yes.) ] I'll owe you one.
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If he's here, I think I'll keep you saying so to myself. He gets kind of smug, you understand how it is. [ there's genuine fondness there, and the air of an old joke-- 'still caught you, caffrey. twice.' 'is that ever going to get old?' 'not really, no.'-- that's so well worn in it's barely a joke at all anymore. ]
'We have more possibilities available in each moment than we realize.' [ neal throws out the quote idly, without emphasis. god, testing the waters is the fun part-- he'd almost forgotten the rush of a good con shaping up. ] Mulder and Scully dealt with it-- and people in glass houses, as the saying goes. [ he gestures around his room, shrugging a little. aliens aren't quite so ridiculous right now, honestly. ]
VIDEO - Aaaah. I haven't had internet in a while, ily bby.
As do you, surely.
[ A quote? He searches momentarily. Familiar, something Mycroft probably read, sounded like Thich Nhat Hanh if he was being honest, but he wasn't entirely sure. Quoted from memory, Sherlock observes. He decides on Shaw ] The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
[ He's going to let that pop culture refrence slide, mostly because he doesn't know it ]
Introductions are well due, or should I simply try to refer to you by the crimes I'm about to deduce you've committed? We do need more of the criminal classes on board - I was beginning to get bored.
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Well, I wouldn't say smug... I usually go with confident.
[ but smug fits nicely. they taught a class on how really fucking awesome he is at crime, come on. who wouldn't be smug?
neal quirks one eyebrow at the shaw-- and the entirely spot-on assessment-- pursing his lips and returning with some emerson instead of replying right off. ] Everyone hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding.
Speaking of: who said I was a criminal? I know the recession has a lot of people in trouble, but hedge fund managers are still operating on the technical right side of the law.
[ neal was a hedge fund manager once for real, trufax.
...he robbed all his clients blind, right. never mind then. ]
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Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.
[ In the video, Sherlock gets comfy, like he wants to be here a while. He can tell Neal is going to easily be one of the more interesting people on the ship. ]
Yes, the tip of the iceburg. Con Artist, I would think from that body. The video grain between the communicators do blur the details so. It's easy to operate on the technical 'right side'; but let's remove technicalities and see how much you define as right.
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And misused words generate misleading thoughts.
[ settling in himself, neal arranges his face in a look of the most sincere hurt. how could you suspect him like this, sherlock? his heart bleeds. ]
I didn't know con artists had a specific body type. Learn something new everyday, I guess. [ now he furrows his brow, sincere enough to fool anyone else watching but with enough labor put in sherlock should see through it in a second. ] The same way everyone else does. The usual thou shalt nots, following the law... I think you might have the wrong guy, sorry.
[ 'following the law'. LULZ. ]
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One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
[ There are edges of a smile at Neal's feigned hurt. Cry more, Neal, not buying it nope. ]
Specific types do. One's that do a lot of - physical work. [ He raises an eyebrow, have the wrong guy? Doubt it. ] - Then enlighten me, what sort of 'guy' do I have then?
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Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings- always darker, emptier and simpler.
[ tears are a step too far. only an amateur pulls out tears as their first line of defense. now, a bit of a glimmer? that can work. not here, but it can. ]
You seem to know a lot about con artists. [ EYEBROW RAISING MATCH: ON. ] Maybe I should be asking you what kind of guy I have.
VIDEO | NEAL STOP CHARMING HIM. ITS WORKING
[ Oh hit a weakness. He's a big fan of Neitzche and he was trying to work his way into quoting it. You beat him to it, he's mildly impressed. Well charmed is the better word, but he's not going to admit to that, ever. He decides on an old favourite ]
The game is afoot. I'm a Consulting Detective, the only one in the world. Would you want my name or a convincing pseudonym?
[ Oh god, what is he doing. he'll regret this in the morning. He knows it. Oh okay. Yes, he's grinning. ]
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I'll give you everything but the con artist and forgery. Okay, no. One time I copied my mom's signature to get out of telling her about detention.
[ that would be george devore speaking-- the alias seems appropriate for the moment, and nick halden's a little too showy to just slip him on mid-sentence. no, george is enough like neal that neal can read his lines without needing to adjust his body language first. ]
He pleaded still not guilty. [ a smirk tilts his mouth. that was a good return on the serve, even for him. ] And that depends. Which one do you want from me?
[ just ooooooone more shot, bb. come dance topless on the crime bar. ]
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Everything else was obvious.
[ He's copied Mycroft's signature to get out of parking tickets and lawsuits. But he doesn't wanna go there either. Everyone's capable of a little forgery and he just wants to discuss it with you. He takes in Neal's example and starts shifting through his aliases; but he's also played his piece. He's not going to go back from consulting detective. ]
I would say truth but that's dull.
[ Truth or Lie, Neal. He studies you for a beat before he makes his introductions. ]
And the name is Holmes. Sherlock Holmes.
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I'll take that as a compliment. Like the song says, it's a hell of a town.
[ neal purses his lips, thoughtfully. einstein could work here, but why not close out with a little emerson. ]
Truth is beautiful, without doubt. [ if sherlock's as well read as neal is, he'll know the rest of the quote. ] Caffrey. Neal Caffrey.
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I must say, I was expecting a pseudonym. Are you going to go on pleading not guilty, Neal?
[ Have an eyeroll ]
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I'd swear it in front of a judge. [ his grin grows at that eyeroll; oh, sherlock. can he take you home and keep you? he'll feed you, honest. ] But then again, you're not a judge. You're a-- consulting detective, right? Impressive.
[ the reason for the smugness: he usually just goes by 'consultant', but neal's a consulting agent. more or less. look, he has a badge and it's very shiny. ]
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So the swear would be meaningless. Quite so, when the police are out of their depths - which as you should know - they often are, they ask me for - advice. How do you get by, what was it? Managing hedges?
[ Totally calling you on that ]
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Not necessarily. I said I'd swear in front of a judge, but that doesn't count out other options. [ neal's worldviews on legality: summed up and put in practice. ] Sounds like your careers a lot more meaningful than mine. I just shuffle around rich men's money to make them even richer.
VIDEO | WHY NEAL WHY, SHERLOCK LIEKS YOUR FACE.
Hardly. I do it to keep me entertained, while you make sure people keep their pensions and I'm sure you have a jolly good time calculating returns on investments. Obviously, you have the nobler pursuit.
[ Voice is a bit dry. Y U P. COME AT ME NEAL, GO AHEAD WITH YOUR HEDGE FUND LIEEES ]
VIDEO | THAT'S THE POINT, BRO. ALWAYS KEEP 'EM WANTING MORE.
And I do it to make even more money for myself. Noble isn't the word for it.
[ he continues to draw, stopping every so often to tilt his his and consider, then beginning again. ]
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Clearly our definitions of noble should be put up reconsideration.
[ He'll let Neal draw, watching his eyes drift from the paper to the video. He let's the man continue for a few moments; before deciding to speak. He would hit himself over the head, but he wanted to study Neal up close and Neal wanted to draw. NO ATTRACTION TO THE PRETTY SUITED MAN AT ALL. ]
- Would you want a better view?
[ It's meant to come of as dry. But it's half meant ]
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
[ sharp lines, is sherlock. all angles and planes. this would be better with color, but it's just a sketch. next time. he looks up at the question. ]
A better view of what? [ now to see if he can get sherlock to ask. ]
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Of your subject. [ Matter of fact-ly; he's going to hide his fascination with nonchalance. Totally no big deal, nope. ] The quality the images produce is something severely lacking. Details are important and some subjects are meant to be better captured up close.
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Which means you're assuming I'm drawing you. [ neal licks his thumb and smudges a shadow on that sharp jawline, then takes another moment to try and get sherlock's eyelashes right. the offer of a better view is interesting, and neal abandons one angle as easily as a cat rolling over to play with a new and more wiggly bit of string. ] You're not wrong, and I do like to do the best job I can.
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Here I was about to offer to bring one of the items behind me so you could have a closer look. So that is a yes to our meeting? [ Sherlock for come lets have a crime date. He's not sure graphology applies to artwork, but from the heaviness of the strokes of the pencil he wants to attempt telling Neal's life story ]
[ That statement is subjected under scrutiny. Perfectionist? What was Neal? Neal was stimulating that was for sure. It's been a while since he's been on his toes. ]
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You're not very good at pretending not to be an egoist, are you? [ that's all right, neither is neal. he taps the pencil against paper, lips curving into a genuine smile. ] It's still a yes, though.
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I wasn't trying - no. Problem? Anywhere in particular you'd like to conduct a meeting?
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I don't mind-- I've never been good at that, either. [ he looks up again, setting down his pencil. ] Here's fine, unless you have somewhere else in mind.
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