( 01 ) video ♧ and if we don’t live to be old and faint

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[ oh hello, giant creepy spaceship. have a shiny, shiny smile directed your way. said shiny smile is attached to a freakishly put together looking gentleman. dapper, one might call him. ]

So... space, huh? [ neal adjusts his cuffs-- he's wearing a suit (a real suit: classic, 50's style devore, for any suit buffs) because fuck that jumpsuit crap right in the ear-- fussily, smile dropping wattage just a tiny bit. ] Does anyone want to catch me up a little more on that, out of curiosity? Because I have to admit, other than the bits and pieces I caught wandering around the first day I have no idea what's going on.

Anyway, come on. Help a new guy out, anybody? [ smile ratcheting up another few notches. aaaaaand HOLY CHARM BATMAN. doesn't everyone watching just want to drop everything and help? (yes. your answer is yes.) ] I'll owe you one.

Comments

text; oh god aberdeen ilu.

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Not the suit.

text; NO U.

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how many favors is it worth?

hypothetically.

text; /rubs my face all over your tags

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Short of life and death trades? There aren't enough favors.

text; /builds a nest in all of yours o 3 o

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why is it so important?

text;

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I'm a passionate sponsor of protecting pieces of history.

[ because june gave it to him, essentially. and because the last jumpsuit anyone required him to wear was orange, and he's not doing that again without a fight. ]

text;

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it's a suit.

text;

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[ EXCUSE YOU, ABERDEEN. ]

It's a Devore.

text;

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[ CLIMB THIS, NEAL. ]

which is a suit.

text;

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[ OPERATION: MOUNT ABERDEEN IS A GO. ...entendre intended. ]

A classic suit.

text;

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common denominator: a suit.

text;

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Manchego and Kraft both say cheese on the packaging, it doesn't make them the same thing.