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[THIS IS A RECORDING OF A WALL THAT HAS BEEN SMEARED WITH WHITE PAINT. well it looks like white paint.

obviously this is very exciting but what's more exciting is a vague humming sound coming from somewhere off-camera. it continues for a few seconds and there's a popping sound, and the once-empty white wall now bears an oval shaped opening outlined in glowing orange.

within that orange portal is a room, and in that room is a bed, and on that bed is Chell (sitting around in her underwear, what a slob) holding a working Portal Gun in her hands. she hops off the bed and strides towards the camera. she walks through the portal and bends down to pick up the device.

she looks...vaguely pleased and shuts the video feed off.]

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avoid blue and orange gel.

trying something.

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What is that?
SH

ASHPD

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Pretty sure you are fucking with soooo many laws of physics right there. Congrats!

not the one who made it.

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[Oh this is just perfect. A gun that blows holes in... the laws of physics, as well as walls and stuff. And this woman just announced to the whole ship that she has one.]

This looks like either a threat or an invitation.

neither.

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Fascinating.

I'm also curious to investigate this object.

no.

And what EXACTLY are you trying??

portals.

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What the frak do you think you're doing?

seeing something.

want to know if gels work.

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... What do the other two gels do?

[VALID QUESTION.]

make you jump higher, increase running velocity.

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[GUESS WHO

was walking in the hall in his boots that were made for walkin and slipped in the propulsion gel

this guy.]

What are you doing flinging that stuff around? Someone's going to hurt themselves and it's going to be your fault.

[SHE KIND OF JUST

SHRUGS AT THAT.]

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That is so cool.

You should feel cool.

...sure.

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[MUTE FRAAAAND]

neat

i guess.

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[ whoa. color her curious though. (no pun intended.) ]

Sooo, what happens if you don't avoid them?

broken bones probably.

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Oh. So you have gels now.

[Gels that belong to her give them back.]

[YOU JUST GET A VIDEO RESPONSE OF CHELL NARROWING HER EYES.

they were in her locker. they're hers.]

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video FOREVER~

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Allow me to be an ENTIRE MONTH LATE wow I suck

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What precisely are you doing?

seeing things work.

video 5ever

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Do you have a good reason for destroying the ship?

[ Wait, let her answer that for you: NO. ]

not destroying.

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