mutelunatic: ([smile] freedom on the horizon)
chell ([personal profile] mutelunatic) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-13 08:30 pm

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[THIS IS A RECORDING OF A WALL THAT HAS BEEN SMEARED WITH WHITE PAINT. well it looks like white paint.

obviously this is very exciting but what's more exciting is a vague humming sound coming from somewhere off-camera. it continues for a few seconds and there's a popping sound, and the once-empty white wall now bears an oval shaped opening outlined in glowing orange.

within that orange portal is a room, and in that room is a bed, and on that bed is Chell (sitting around in her underwear, what a slob) holding a working Portal Gun in her hands. she hops off the bed and strides towards the camera. she walks through the portal and bends down to pick up the device.

she looks...vaguely pleased and shuts the video feed off.
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[the next bit is text.]

avoid blue and orange gel.

trying something.
logicals: (⊱ 'Cᴀᴜsᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
What is that?
SH
logicals: ɪғ I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʀᴇʟᴀx ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ. (⊱ Aɴᴅ I'ᴅ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
What?
SH
logicals: ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴄʀᴏssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ. (⊱Fᴏʀ I'ᴍ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
How does it work? Do you know?
SH
logicals: (⊱  Nᴏ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍs ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇs)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Can I see?
SH
logicals: ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴄʀᴏssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ. (⊱ Cʜᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʟʟʙᴏᴀʀᴅs)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm interested.
SH
fraud: (Default)

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[personal profile] fraud 2012-10-14 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure you are fucking with soooo many laws of physics right there. Congrats!
logicals: ᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇ. (⊱ Aɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
The gift of expanding knowledge.
SH
learnedtosmile: (018)

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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-10-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh this is just perfect. A gun that blows holes in... the laws of physics, as well as walls and stuff. And this woman just announced to the whole ship that she has one.]

This looks like either a threat or an invitation.
logicals: ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʟɪғᴇ. (⊱ Bᴜᴛ I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ CHILL THE FUCK OUT CHELL. Sherlock hasn't done anything ok ]

Testing for what?
SH
logicals: Bʀᴜɪsᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʟ. (⊱ A ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ғᴜʟʟ ᴜᴘ)

[personal profile] logicals 2012-10-14 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Given that you already know how to use that gun, I'm more interested in expanding my own knowledge over yours. People have already told you that it defies physics in the most jarring of ways, I want to understand why and how.
SH
godofthemachine: (Hey kid I'm a computer)

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[personal profile] godofthemachine 2012-10-14 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Fascinating.

I'm also curious to investigate this object.
learnedtosmile: (052)

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[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-10-14 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
So you can give us all assurances that you're not going to run around invading anyone's privacy or destroying personal property or using it to toss people out of the ship to their deaths?

And you can further assure us that it won't ever fall into the hands of someone who would use it for those things, now that you've informed all the hundreds of people on board that you have something capable of doing them?
Edited 2012-10-14 01:57 (UTC)
yardbird: (murphy pendleton problems)

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[personal profile] yardbird 2012-10-14 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
And what EXACTLY are you trying??
astrogate: (pic#2355151)

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[personal profile] astrogate 2012-10-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
What the frak do you think you're doing?

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