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[raffish]

[ There's a sort of incredibly groan of desperate boredom before the Swedish guy starts talking in his atrocious accented voice: ] How the fuck do you guys keep yourselves entertained in this shit hole? [ Clearly, this guy wasn't affected by the weird silent hill (tm) mist and he probably doesn't check the communicator as often as he should. ] You know, besides trying to play detective and shit, 'cus that is not for me. That's shit for boring people.

[ He groans again after a long sigh. ] Never thought I would say this, but I'm even getting bored of wanking. My hand has blisters from it and there ain't even any magazines here. You girls should post naked pictures more. [ He thinks he's an awesome comedian because he just laughed loudly at that. ] Maybe I should do some, huh, gardening or however you say it 'cus I am trying to save up my weed. I am dreading the day I use it all up. [ A pause to think as he lights up a cigarette. ] Maybe we could plant some cannabis plant in the Gardens, hey? Something to do, but I bet some of you shitheads would steal it. Or be all "you can't do that" 'cus you are all pussies.

[ Another beat as he sucks on his cigarette and shifts on his seat, playing with the lighter (you can hear the metal click-click-click of it). ]

Yo. How do you guys like, keep track of time here, yeah? Are there calendars?

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[raffish]

Yeah, worst than thieves are the fuckers that like to police everything, they might 'confiscate' it or some shit.

[handelaar]

[Snort.]

Maybe where you're from. Ain't a problem down there.

[raffish]

I meant here, dipshit. Or haven't you notice the "police" guys.

[handelaar]

No, I haven't. Who's that.

[raffish]

I dunno their fucking names, they are just around, like they are the good guy patrol.

sorry about the slow, I'm sick

[handelaar]

In the Gardens? 'Cause I don't think Security cares about what we're growin'.

Science department does.