( 003 | ᴀᴜᴅɪᴏ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ )

[raffish]

[ There's a sort of incredibly groan of desperate boredom before the Swedish guy starts talking in his atrocious accented voice: ] How the fuck do you guys keep yourselves entertained in this shit hole? [ Clearly, this guy wasn't affected by the weird silent hill (tm) mist and he probably doesn't check the communicator as often as he should. ] You know, besides trying to play detective and shit, 'cus that is not for me. That's shit for boring people.

[ He groans again after a long sigh. ] Never thought I would say this, but I'm even getting bored of wanking. My hand has blisters from it and there ain't even any magazines here. You girls should post naked pictures more. [ He thinks he's an awesome comedian because he just laughed loudly at that. ] Maybe I should do some, huh, gardening or however you say it 'cus I am trying to save up my weed. I am dreading the day I use it all up. [ A pause to think as he lights up a cigarette. ] Maybe we could plant some cannabis plant in the Gardens, hey? Something to do, but I bet some of you shitheads would steal it. Or be all "you can't do that" 'cus you are all pussies.

[ Another beat as he sucks on his cigarette and shifts on his seat, playing with the lighter (you can hear the metal click-click-click of it). ]

Yo. How do you guys like, keep track of time here, yeah? Are there calendars?

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[kindlings]

[ She listens, but can't help giving an amused snort and then laughing out loud at most of his message. ]

Mayhaps y'need some girl t'help you with that. Save your hands from blisters, 't least.

[ Then she cocks her head curiously over the feed. ]

...What's cannabis?

[meddler]

[ Wait... ]

Boring?!

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[raffish]

I've been trying to say that, but no girl listens to me. You are all big heartbreakers. [ He's joking, you can tell by his tone, and he even laughs - only to laugh harder at her question. ]

What, are you serious? You know, it's weed.

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[raffish]

Yeah, boring. Fucking dull, man. I'm like, dying of boredom.

...is that audio?? my stupid computer won't tell me ;~;

[kindlings]

[ And she laughs again. ] T' be true, I've heard worse, comin' from lads who wanted me t' feel sorry for them.

...Weed? What use y'got for a weed?

[ aye! sorry about the pretentious fancyness. :') ]

[raffish]

I don't need anyone's pity, I've got my hand. [ Another laugh; he's easily amused and quite crude, to be honest, so he doesn't seem to be bothered by the implication. In any case, he's not really offering an invitation, he's just joking around. ]

What? You smoke it!

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[scamp]

Bang your head against a wall, let us know how that goes.

[raffish]

How about I bang my dick against your mouth, cocksucker?

[scamp]

[GAY]

I'm not a fucking poof, but thanks for the idea. I'll ask your mother what she thinks about it.

[raffish]

[ MIREN KUN ]

You are not? Weird, your mother told me you liked to suck cock as much as she liked to suck mine.

[scamp]

[PFF. HE'D HEADBUTT YOU RIGHT NOW IF HE COULD.]

Hope she also said no one's that desperate, you stupid fuck.

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[cons]

'Post naked pictures more', like people sometimes do that crap at all here.

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[handelaar]

They'd steal it, yeah. No way to monitor everythin' in the Gardens - too damn big.

[raffish]

No but if you suck dick as well as she does, then I might let you suck mine, buttboy.

[raffish]

I am trying to start a trend, okay? You should join me.

[raffish]

Yeah, worst than thieves are the fuckers that like to police everything, they might 'confiscate' it or some shit.

[scamp]

Try to say that again after I knock off all ya teeth.

[raffish]

You might not want to break your hand, you need it to jerk off your dad.

[cons]

While I commend your effort, exhibitionism isn't really my style.

[raffish]

Think of it as broadening your horizons.

[scamp]

[He really doesn't give a shit about the apparent fixation with incest, he really just wants to punch Axel]

Come 'ere and say that!

[raffish]

[ It's really subconscious; he misses his family so he insults others. Perfectly natural. Totally not insane. ]

You want to get your ass kicked again? You are lucky the motherfucker stopped me from breaking your face, bitch.

[scamp]

You're lucky you're even alive, cocksucker!

[raffish]

You got nothing on me, dickmonger.

[cons]

Ehhh. And anyway, last I heard there is weed in the Gardens. I'd get high before I take pictures for somebody's spank bank. [ but now she is kind of laughing because what is this conversation ]

You should come hang out at the space bar, we have a pretty good time there most nights.

[handelaar]

[Snort.]

Maybe where you're from. Ain't a problem down there.

[scamp]

Next time I see ya, yeah? You're dead!

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[meddler]

Maybe you just aren't looking in the right places.

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[raffish]

Well, if you are so smart, then what are the right places?

[raffish]

[ It's a normal conversation with Axel, that's what it is. ]

Are you asking me for a date? [ Oh, the smug smile that is transparent in his voice, you can almost see it. ]

[raffish]

I meant here, dipshit. Or haven't you notice the "police" guys.

[cons]

No, I'm asking you to come hang out. [ still amused, although it took her a second to answer because ohyeah she shouldn't really joke around about that stuff anymore. right. ] I mean, I bartend there, anyway. So even if I was actually asking you out, it wouldn't be there.

[handelaar]

No, I haven't. Who's that.

[raffish]

[ He laughs at her correction and shrugs, though she can't see him. ]

Yeah, okay. I'll come over. When you working?

[raffish]

I dunno their fucking names, they are just around, like they are the good guy patrol.

[cons]

Pretty much every night. And if I'm not working I'm just hanging out. Like I said, it's a cool place to just hang out.

sorry about the slow, I'm sick

[handelaar]

In the Gardens? 'Cause I don't think Security cares about what we're growin'.

Science department does.

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[meddler]

Have you looked around? We're on a sentient, slightly murderous spaceship. What aren't the right places?