ataraxion | 002. Sebastian Moran in: Colonel Moran's Jungle Adventure: Narrated by Sebastian Moran

[ Interesting thing about Sebastian Moran: he absolutely loves a good jungle. It doesn't matter what type, so long as it's interesting and He considers the Tranquility a jungle within itself, really, if jungles were composed of oddly mismatched architecture. The entire ship has offered him plenty of room to explore, though, and he's finally discovered the oxygen gardens.

He knows full well that there's not anything of the nasty, sharp-toothed, razor-clawed nature lurking in the gardens, but it's nice to be back in a familiar environment, so he's incredibly cheerful, whistling some semblance of a tune when the recording begins, his eyes scanning his surroundings beyond the view of the device. Suddenly, he stops his whistling and cracks a grin. ]

Damn. That'll be stuck up there all day now. [ He taps his temple. ] How far does all this go on, then? It doesn't seem nearly deep enough for my tastes.

[ Oh, another interesting thing about Sebastian Moran, by the way: he really loves to hear himself talk. Which means that for the next few minutes, the lot of you have to him narrate his own mini documentary. And his voice is not nearly as calming as Morgan Freeman's. ]

Maybe we'll catch a tiger, eh? [ He chuckles. ]

Damn near impossible to catch one of 'em by the toe and live to tell the tale, in case you ever wondered. They've got razor sharp claws that retract, five inches long on most of 'em. You'd probably be better off putting your head between their jaws and saving 'em the trouble of shredding you to bits.

[He continues on in this manner for five more minutes or so, rattling off strangely gorey facts about tigers and other beasties and jungles in the world's cockiest tone until--

The scheduled "rain" for the lower levels of the garden begins to fall heavily, instantly soaking him and mostly shutting him up beyond hushed swears as he fumbles to turn the device off. Thanks, Tranquility. ]

{OOC| I would like to apologize. Also, tags will come from

tigers because I changed his username yes good.}

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[ What else are they going ot bond over, seriously? ]

Brilliant.

i guess so. can i have your gun if they ever find your body?

[ debbie fucking downer, ladies and gents ]

Afraid not. She'll be buried right there along with me. Partners, good times, good memories and all that.

[ It's my life and my dream, nothin's going to stop me now. ]

i don't think people get buried here.

I don't think it takes any extra effort to launch a gun into the stars along with its owner. The upshot is: no, you may not have my gun.

that's assuming people will respect your wishes.

You and I both know that you'll make sure they do.

will i? i mean, it's a really nice gun.

After all we've been through together? That stings like a slap across he face, Wichita. A man's guns are sacred. Not even I would nick another man's gun.

[ Ha

ha

if he had to, he would. ]

how honorable.

[ bullshit. ]

You don't believe me? What reason have I given you not to?

[ HAAAA. ]

anyone that wants to survive on this ship needs a good gun, or a friend with a gun. you like shooting things too much to rely on someone else, so. you'd jack a dead man's gun if you needed to. definitely.

You've learned so much about me. I'm flattered.

maybe you're just easily read.

Not quite as easily as you might think. [ SEBASTIAN, NO. ]

that a fact?

It's a fact.

prove it.

Now, why would I reveal anything I don't want you to know?

i never asked you to.

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How else do you suggest I prove it?

if you were as elusive as you think you are, you'd know exactly how. predictably, you don't.

And yet there you are, still not knowing everything there is to know, whether I prove it to you or not.

so you say.

So I know. What has you in such a foul mood?

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