( two | voice )

[scamp]

[His voice is breaking in places, rattled by nerves and anger. Someone is glad to be alive, but that doesn't mean he has to be happy about this.

Nope.]

Fuck you, you fucking little dog-shit eatin' bastards, I hope they light a fuckin' pike on fire and ram it so far up your arse you'll be shitting coal! You pricks! What the fuck was that?! We almost died out there! I mean - what the fuck was that?!

Never fucking do it again, you cock sniffing motherfuckers! You hear me?!

Fuck off!

[This message brought to you by teenagers are awesome. ALSO SEE THE OPT-OUT POST HERE because... Miles will be Miles.]

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[the_vishual]

Sir?

I advise you to keep calm, first of all. Secondly, I'm unsure as to who you're addressing your ferver to.

[scamp]

[He makes a number of attempts to answer, but it comes down to 'I have no idea'. Obviously.]

Whoever did it! Shit like this doesn't happen on its own!

[the_vishual]

I'm afraid it does.

Take a minute--calm down. [ A beat. ] I'll wait.

[scamp]

[Miles doesn't exactly consider taking her advice - he just doesn't know what to do with it. It's her composure that's throwing him off.]

I don't need to calm down. I need to punch someone, that's what!

[the_vishual]

And what would that accomplish?

[scamp]

It'd make me feel better, that's what.

[the_vishual]

Not long-term.

[scamp]

So?

[the_vishual]

Because short-term fixes to problems such as these often lead to bigger problems in the future.

[scamp]

[He pauses to frown.] Like what?

[the_vishual]

Punch something now out of frustration. Go on, if you want. But the next time something happens and your hand is broken because you lost your temper, you're..

Uhm. What is it people have been saying? 'Fucked.'

[scamp]

[Pff.]

So I'll just kick it then.

[the_vishual]

....You're missing the point.

[scamp]

Well maybe your point makes no bleedin' sense.

[miles pls]

[the_vishual]

Or perhaps you're too stubborn.

[scamp]

Yeah? What're you gonna do about it?

[the_vishual]

Nothing. But be reminded that someone that's only four thinks you're probably the most immature person she's met aboard Tranquility.

[ :| SO THERE. ]

[player_not_slayer]

[Well shit, someone's got a mouth on them almost as bad as Simon's. He's impressed.]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[scamp]

Good for you, then!

[player_not_slayer]

Dunno who the hell exactly you think you're fucking yelling at but hey. Whatever licks your nuts, man.

[scamp]

Don't care who they are, just hope they fuckin' drop dead.

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[dashhole]

[Commence trolling in 3, 2, 1...] You mad?

[scamp]

[Ohhhboy.]

Who the fuck is askin'?

[dashhole]

Me.