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[Fiddling about with the device, Kabuto couldn’t help a tiny laugh of all things. This was different from the technology he knew, but nothing he couldn’t figure out with some fiddling about. Managing to get the video to switch out he gave the most genuine smile he could muster, trying to make it seem as if he was totally innocent and just some kind of silly man that’d ended up in this nonsense. It usually worked with him, usually.]

You know, it’s rather interesting, to be thrown into this situation with technology that is so familiar and yet so much different from your own. I have to say that I’m rather intrigued with how everything around this place works, and even a lab to work in. I haven’t had a chance to have a proper lab with proper light in such a long time that it feels almost like a blessing.

[He pauses for a moment, messing with his hair for a moment, undoing and redoing the pony tail to get rid of the stray hairs in his face. How obnoxious, honestly.]

So! I figure since we’re all stuck here that I should introduce myself and offer my services as they may be needed. My name is Kabuto and where I came from I was one of the best medics and scientists we had, so if you happen to have any questions or need some medical help, I’d be glad to help you out. I may not look it, but I assure you that even at such a young age that I have surpassed the greatest medic we have back in my home.

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[Way to kill his buzz, Cave, honestly. He frowns for a moment, fiddling with the jumpsuit a bit.]

I was, yes. Though we had no real knowledge of anything outside of our planet, I'm afraid. Poisons I know rather well, even if those I'm used to weren't of the lunar variety.

Great. I got myself into a real kicker. I'm due to drop dead any day now because of exposure to ground up moon rocks. Did it in the name of science. Miracle I haven't yet already; If death is asking Cave Johnson if he were ready to die today, I'd tell 'em NO. Not yet, hah. There's still more science to be done.

[He sounds incredibly positive for someone with a deadly illness.]

But really, getting it outta' my system would be appreciated. What's the rest of your resume like, kid?

[This is, quite possibly, the most amusing science blunder he's heard in a long time.]

We all do crazy things for science, don't we? And it shouldn't be much of a problem if it acts and goes through the system like a typical poison should. Seeing as... this place hasn't seen fit to get rid of my ability to use chakra.

[OH THIS IS THE BEST RESUME, haha.]

I was trained a shinobi and in the medical field since I was able to be taught, leaving me with... about ten years or so experience and honing of said abilities. Was a former member of Konoha, but left there to seek other opportunities with my former master, Orochimaru, he taught me many more things than anyone of my age and abilities could possibly learn.

For a broad sense, I can get details if you wish. And I'm not a kid.

[So many crazy things for science.]

You're younger than me, I'm gonna' call you a kid. Unless you're actually older than me, in which case I'm gonna' have to ask you your secret to youth, ha ha.

[Chakra? Shinobi? Konorochiwho? Must be one of those eastern medics...]

How's that chakra stuff work--Nothin' like voodoo or witchcraft, I take it?

[IT'D BETTER NOT BE WITCHCRAFT...]

[Yeah, it's pretty much jibberish to everyone that's not form his world, believe it or not.]

I thought I'd outgrown the "kid" nickname about six years ago, seems I was wrong. Oh well.

[Change to video here.]

[Instead of just answering he looks around, taking a bottle he'd been drinking on and breaking off a shard of glass. Once that's done he puts a large gash into his leg without even flinching.]

It's more like energy of the body. [He laughs a little bit to himself, placing his hands over the open wound and with a bit of blue light around his hands heals it rather quickly.]

Just like that.

[Color Cave AMAZED.

Given the choice, Cave would have exposed one of employees to ground up moon rocks and then sent them over to Kabuto as a test--like a taste-tester, but with your body and well being--before going himself. Unfortunately, he lacks the ground up moon rocks.]

That is fantastic, provided that was not some smoke and mirrors illusion. How much you want for your hands?

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