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[After a particular incident which may or may not have involved projectile retching, Murphy breaks his awkward radio silence over the network to come before you people for some worldly advice:]
"Don't... suppose anyone would have any suggestions on how to get ink stains outta your clothes, would ya? I'm, uh... talkin' about lots of it, like...
"Shit, how do I do this...?"
[Eventually, Murphy figures out how to switch the video feed on. What you actually see is a set of black shirt and jeans.
[...Actually, they weren't always black, judging by the specks of the original red and blue colors that are still miraculously visible. Murphy himself is still slightly marked in ink, but he isn't about to showcase that at the moment.]
"Guess askin' for dry cleaners in this damn place would be a bit much to ask for..."
"Don't... suppose anyone would have any suggestions on how to get ink stains outta your clothes, would ya? I'm, uh... talkin' about lots of it, like...
"Shit, how do I do this...?"
[Eventually, Murphy figures out how to switch the video feed on. What you actually see is a set of black shirt and jeans.
[...Actually, they weren't always black, judging by the specks of the original red and blue colors that are still miraculously visible. Murphy himself is still slightly marked in ink, but he isn't about to showcase that at the moment.]
"Guess askin' for dry cleaners in this damn place would be a bit much to ask for..."
[audio]
[Not that he's actually apologizing for anything. It's just depressing to see that it's such a case of "like with like" around here.]
[audio]
[If anyone is going to be apologizing needlessly, it's going to be her, okay.]
Shit happens... I guess.
[audio]
Yeah. Shit happens...