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[yardbird]

[After a particular incident which may or may not have involved projectile retching, Murphy breaks his awkward radio silence over the network to come before you people for some worldly advice:]

"Don't... suppose anyone would have any suggestions on how to get ink stains outta your clothes, would ya? I'm, uh... talkin' about lots of it, like...

"Shit, how do I do this...?"

[Eventually, Murphy figures out how to switch the video feed on. What you actually see is a set of black shirt and jeans.

[...Actually, they weren't always black, judging by the specks of the original red and blue colors that are still miraculously visible. Murphy himself is still slightly marked in ink, but he isn't about to showcase that at the moment.]

"Guess askin' for dry cleaners in this damn place would be a bit much to ask for..."

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think text;

[kringlefuck]

_{[ congrats, Murphy. You're getting a think text. It's like regular texting, only Jake is using a helmet from back home he got in his locker this wave set up to correspond with his device to communicate hands free. Said helmet is that which is in his icon, and it's been awhile since he's think typed so hopefully his messages won't process unfiltered. ]} Holy shitknickers, murphy sir. Did you bathe in it or something?????
On the bright side some ladies enjoy a man in all black. Yowza.
What the dickens happened?

text;

[yardbird]

Jake?



Your text looks all weird.

[Brilliant observations, made by Murphy Pendleton! It's bad enough he doesn't understand most of the stuff that pops up on his communicator, like the icon, and other things. All of the things.]

And no, I didn't bathe in it. It just



It was an accident. [That's what he's going to call it, for now.]