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Murphy Pendleton ([personal profile] yardbird) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-19 09:42 pm

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[After a particular incident which may or may not have involved projectile retching, Murphy breaks his awkward radio silence over the network to come before you people for some worldly advice:]

"Don't... suppose anyone would have any suggestions on how to get ink stains outta your clothes, would ya? I'm, uh... talkin' about lots of it, like...

"Shit, how do I do this...?"

[Eventually, Murphy figures out how to switch the video feed on. What you actually see is a set of black shirt and jeans.

[...Actually, they weren't always black, judging by the specks of the original red and blue colors that are still miraculously visible. Murphy himself is still slightly marked in ink, but he isn't about to showcase that at the moment.]


"Guess askin' for dry cleaners in this damn place would be a bit much to ask for..."
fronds: (wow. that's a pretty big butt.)

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[personal profile] fronds 2012-09-20 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ wh - ]

... Did you get attacked by a giant octopus?!
fronds: (are... are you my conscience?)

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[personal profile] fronds 2012-09-24 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [ does she sound... disappointed? ] Well, that's disappointing. What was it, then?
fronds: and then we were all like,"whoa!" (first you were like,"whoa!")

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[personal profile] fronds 2012-09-24 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
Were they human? Holy mackerel, I didn't know humans could do that kind of thing!
fronds: that's what we're doing. we're having fun at the same time. (so,we're cheating death now.)

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[personal profile] fronds 2012-09-24 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Aww. I think that would be neat. [ if only they had combined humans with octopus dna when they made them. ] Unfortunately, I don't think I can help you with your ink problem! I've never cleaned my clothes in my life.