№7 - Video. Anonymous source.

[spider]

[ Okay, this is an odd sight: What is that hideous piece of furniture? It's awfully out of place.

Well, a little flare to it will ease the sight for sore eyes. Yes, that is a tiger couch on fire in the kitchen and you are watching the poor thing be put to rest. Someone should run and put that out, but just enjoy the view for now. Tranquility: First the turkey, now this. Go figure.

... Is someone whistling Disco Inferno in the background? Burn baby, burn. ]

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < are you the purrpetrator or was your couch the victim of this heinous act

[spider]

I am the purrpetrator.
I am sorry.

:3

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < arrrgghhh mr. s, is that you?!
:33 < its you isnt it
:33 < that was a purrfectly good pelt!
:33 < even if you didnt like it as a couch i couldve at LEAST made a very nice suit out of that
:33 < please tell me you at least saved the blood from that majestic beast

[spider]

Who?~
I would be directing that question to the actual owner of the stuffed beast. It isn't really mine.

NOT S

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < whatever you say, sir-not-s
:33 < might want to make sure your pants arent on fire too, liar >:PP

:33 < wait, you mean that lovely thing wasnt even yours?!
:33 < well thats rather mean!
:33 < i take it none of it is salvageable?

[spider]

You keep say it's lovely. I don't agree, but the owner would be thrilled to see there is someone on this ship who actually agrees.

And nope, really am sorry, but I couldn't stand looking at the poor thing anymore.

REALLY NOT S

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < would it be pawsible fur you to direct me to them?
:33 < the least i can do is offur my condolences

:33 < blaaarrrgghhh as much as i disagr33 i suppaws we just have diffurent tastes
:33 < and it wont do either of us any good if i stay upset at this
:33 < i still wish i couldve had a chance at it
:33 < i couldve made a great hat out of just a corner of it :((

:33 < btw your pants are DEFINITELY on fire
:33 < in fact theyre incinerated by the flames fueled by your lies
:33 < liiiiiiieeeessssss

[spider]

Of course, dearie. Only if he were as understanding as you.

My pants are perfectly fine, I don't see what you mean?

REALLY, REALLY NOT S

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < well while i can understand not sharing the same passions, i can also s33 why hed be upset if such a thing was precious to him
:33 < is the former owner your furiend or...?

[ the unfinished sentence is "ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO SPARK A KISMESISSITUDE" but she will keep that to herself and just wait and see ]

:33 < uh-huh sure they are
:33 < since youre REALLY, REALLY NOT S i suppaws this means you have a whole diffurent name then?

[spider]

I wouldn't say friend, but we are frequently bothered with each other's company.

[ No, don't you even dare. ]

Whatever you find pleasing, I suppose. R,RS?

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < boy do i know THAT f33ling
:33 < in my language "furiend" is synonymous with "enemy"
:33 < so im aware of how tricky that sort of thing can get

[ too late 8)) ]

:33 < very well R,RS!
:33 < hmmmm but that a bit of a mouthful, isnt it?
:33 < i think ill call you miss nesbit

[spider]

Nesbit?

[ Miss, even. ]

Now, where are you getting that idea?

THREADJACK DON'T CARE FIGHT ME

[sebasher]

Does there have to be a reason, Miss Nesbit?

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[spider]

[ Just going to redirect him to the flaming couch.

Watch yourself. ]

text; SORRY SORRY SORRY

[sebasher]

Prof. Nesbit?

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[spider]

2.

[ He will leave that for you to figure out what the hell that means. ]

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < its a nice name, dont you think?
:33 < since you ~*~obviously~*~ arent mr. s and s33m so vehemently opposed to being called such
:33 < i had to stop and think, "now why would that be?"
:33 < and the conclusion i drew is that you must be of the female purrsuasion!
:33 < apologies fur misgendering you, madam
:33 < and i once had a toy named nesbit so i decided that would be a suitable identity fur you

[spider]

Oh.

Sounds reasonable.

❀MISS N

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < i certainly thought so X33
:33 < its a pleasure to m33t you, miss nesbit!
:33 < thats quite a nice flower in your signature

text; SLAMS SELF INTO THIS THREAD

[sebasher]

It's almost refreshing to find someone on this ship with actual taste. [And the weirdest grammar ever. What's with the cat puns, Nepeta?]

However, if I'm being honest, it was a mediocre pelt at best, but there's no reason for it to have been burned. I've no-where to sit now.

text; SLAMS RIGHT BACK AHAHAHA <33

[purrfectlycute]

[ being raised by a cat will do strange things to you ]

:33 < likewise, sir!
:33 < even if it was mediocre im still sorry fur your loss :((
:33 < i dont have anything quite like that couch on hand but should i ever find some furmidable beasts to hunt ill make you a replacement!
:33 < its not much more than a sentiment, i know, but its the most i can offur for the time being

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[sebasher]

[ Being nearly mauled by one can do the same. ]

I'd rather hunt them myself, but with that--do you hunt? What is your preferred game?

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[purrfectlycute]

[ ~KINDRED SOULS~ ]

:33 < thats understandable
:33 < its always more satisfying to reap the spoils of your own exploits
:33 < and yes, i do!
:33 < well i DID when there were things to hunt anyway
:33 < back on my home planet i purrfured medium-sized game
:33 < things about the size of the starks direwolves and horses
:33 < fur i a while i moved on to imps several times that size but that was more out of necessity than prefurence
:33 < what about you?
:33 < you must be quite furmidable yourself if youre taking on things as big as that pelt!

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[sebasher]

Medium-sized game? Why, where I'm from, that's considered big game, which is my specialty.

I'll take down anything if it's smart enough and exciting enough to be worth the shot. Tigers are a particular favourite of mine.

Apparently, Miss N is not quite so fond of them.

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < oh wow!
:33 < it looks like we have quite a bit in common then! :33
:33 < i agr33 i like smart powerful game too
:33 < it makes things more exciting and it gives them a fair chance in a fight
:33 < purrsonally i dont like to go after the weak stuff unless im starving or its otherwise absolutely necessary
:33 < picking off the weakest, though ecologically necessary, s33ms pretty cruel to me

:33 < *snort* X33
:33 < miss n clearly doesnt understand the fine taste of a hunter
:33 < shes fur more into arson, appurrently