№7 - Video. Anonymous source.

[spider]

[ Okay, this is an odd sight: What is that hideous piece of furniture? It's awfully out of place.

Well, a little flare to it will ease the sight for sore eyes. Yes, that is a tiger couch on fire in the kitchen and you are watching the poor thing be put to rest. Someone should run and put that out, but just enjoy the view for now. Tranquility: First the turkey, now this. Go figure.

... Is someone whistling Disco Inferno in the background? Burn baby, burn. ]

Comments

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[onsilksheets]

You trying to endanger us all?

[She doesn't like the couch but still, Bela doesn't want to get roasted alive.]

video;

[spider]

[ Yes. ]

I don't think setting fire to furniture will do any harm. I recommend not sitting on it, for one thing.

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[onsilksheets]

Stating the obvious there. [A look.] Who owned the thing anyway?

LOL THAT LAST ONE WASN'T VIDEO WHOOPS. perma anon text;

[spider]

A grumpy man with muttonchops.

no worries!. perma anon text;

[onsilksheets]

Probably grumpier now that you destroyed his furniture.

Ghastly as it is.

[spider]

Well, I won't feel guilty now that someone is in agreement. [ JK, he doesn't give a shit. ]

[onsilksheets]

You really don't give a damn, do you? I'm not judging, just curious.

[spider]

You saw right through me!

[onsilksheets]

Was that your plan all along?

[spider]

Maybe, maybe not.~

[onsilksheets]

No definitive answer then. Interesting.

[spider]

Not so good on that "definite answer" thing.

[onsilksheets]

Is there a reason in particular for that?

[spider]

It's think it's more entertaining.

[onsilksheets]

You must get bored easily then.

Or am I wrong?

THIS TAG IS AS OLD AS BALLS feel free to drop

[spider]

Bull's eye.