№7 - Video. Anonymous source.

[spider]

[ Okay, this is an odd sight: What is that hideous piece of furniture? It's awfully out of place.

Well, a little flare to it will ease the sight for sore eyes. Yes, that is a tiger couch on fire in the kitchen and you are watching the poor thing be put to rest. Someone should run and put that out, but just enjoy the view for now. Tranquility: First the turkey, now this. Go figure.

... Is someone whistling Disco Inferno in the background? Burn baby, burn. ]

Comments

[voice]

[falsehoods]

I do not, for he seems only to be complaining about your video in text which is a dreadful way of communicating one's true feelings.

Why did you feel the need to upset him so? Or was the couch simply that much of an eyesore?

[Isn't trying to figure out who you are, Mysterious Anon, except that he totally is.]

[anonymous text]

[spider]

Ooh, very curious. An eyesore, it is the most atrocious thing I've ever seen.

And that's saying something.

[voice]

[falsehoods]

You poor creature, living long in the presence of such distasteful furniture.

[anonymous text]

[spider]

It's a rough life. :(