№7 - Video. Anonymous source.

[spider]

[ Okay, this is an odd sight: What is that hideous piece of furniture? It's awfully out of place.

Well, a little flare to it will ease the sight for sore eyes. Yes, that is a tiger couch on fire in the kitchen and you are watching the poor thing be put to rest. Someone should run and put that out, but just enjoy the view for now. Tranquility: First the turkey, now this. Go figure.

... Is someone whistling Disco Inferno in the background? Burn baby, burn. ]

Comments

text; I'm sorry I have to threadjack this

[sebasher]

YES.

text; I LOVE THREADJACKING.

[the_infiltrator]

That seems like a waste.

text;

[sebasher]

[He's too enraged to turn his capslock off, I'm so sorry.]

SO IS YOUR USE OF WILLIAM BLAKE BUT YOU DONT SEE ME COMPLAINING

text;

[the_infiltrator]

I thought he was referencing the poem. Was I wrong?

text;

[sebasher]

HE WAS REFERENCING HIS OWN ABILITY TO BE THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A SOD AND A BASTARD.

text;

[the_infiltrator]

I don't remember a sod or a bastard in the poem. I don't understand.

Was it yours?

text;

[sebasher]

[When he's calmed down:]

Because there isn't. There isn't a tiger either. It's a poor attempt at a metaphor.

It was mine.

text;

[the_infiltrator]

I'm sorry he destroyed your ugly tiger sofa. I liked it.

text;

[sebasher]

While I disagree with the 'ugly' bit of that statement, thank you. So did I.

text;

[the_infiltrator]

Maybe we can make you another one. Do you know where tools are?

text;

[sebasher]

That depends. Do you know where I can find a tiger?

text;

[the_infiltrator]

I'll look.

Do you only want a real one?

text;

[sebasher]

Yes.

anonymous text; I DO WHATEVER I WANT

[spider]

There's a turkey, if that's helpful at all.

text; GO AWAY OMFG

[sebasher]

How could that possibly be helpful?

anonymous text; nah i'm just going to sit right here

[spider]

Turkey cushion.

text; u g h fine

[sebasher]

I'm sure one can be arranged for you, if you like.

anonymous text;

[spider]

If you want this to be a reoccurring event, go right ahead.

text;

[sebasher]

I could do witout this being a reoccurring event.

[Read as: I hate you.]

anonymous text;

[spider]

Then I wouldn't bother with that.

text;

[sebasher]

Surely you have something better to do.

anonymous text;

[spider]

Do you really think I do?

text;

[the_infiltrator]

That might be difficult. This ship lands sometimes, maybe we'll find a tiger then.

text;

[sebasher]

Doubtful, considering where we landed last. Another steel jungle, or whatever this ship is made of, and when was the last time you saw a tiger wandering thru one of them?

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[the_infiltrator]

August 17, 2013. The zoos were all emptied.