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wιcнιтa, ĸanѕaѕ ([personal profile] cons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-16 03:21 am
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WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

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thenormalsquint: (❥ is it time to strangle you yet?)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That is unbelievably unsexy. Never say that again.
thenormalsquint: (❥ oh the horror)

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh shit, space turkeys?
bloodplay: (whoa son have a tic tac)

[personal profile] bloodplay 2012-09-16 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.

[wait that doesn't make him look like a good samaritan to that one girl whose number he remembers]

Cavalry show yet? I could always, you know. Puke on it.
cons: (☢ deeerrrrrppp.)

permatext :B

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
JUST YOUR RUN OF THE MILL FARM TURKEY I THINK

ONLY REALLY ANGRY
thenormalsquint: (❥ do you hear yourself speak?)

permavoice on her part while i am dying of lols

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so a regular turkey? [Sigh of relief.] Don't do that. You had me thinking it was some mutant turkey bent on revenge for its Thanksgiving brethren.
cons: (☢ ιdĸ wнy ι'м dreѕѕed lιĸe a нooĸer.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
OH WOW HA HA HA OKAY THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING

HI

AND YEAH I THINK SO THEY SHOULD BE WAIT HANG ON

[ sloooowly moving her communicator farther away from her face so it doesn't look like she's actually yelling into her device. not attacking you, turkey. juuuuust moving her hand. dooon't attack... ]

I think, I HOPE, someone from security is on their way.
cons: (☢ oн нaнaнaa!)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
HA HA HA THAT'D BE SO MESSED UP THOUGH THINK ABOUT IT

WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD THANKSGIVING HERE. AND HALF OF THE SHIP PROBABLY HASN'T EVEN HEARD OF IT. FUCKIN CRAZY TURKEY.
cons: (☢ aѕ мodeѕт aѕ мodeѕт can geт really.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I HIGHLY DOUBT HE'S GOING TO BE FLATTERED BY THE FACT THAT I CALLED HIM HOTTIE COP.

[ a pause as she shuffles along the wall, because the turkey is making eyes at her again and she's not risking it. also, she's so pointing her gun right at it now because fuck you turkey ]

I WONDER IF YOU CAN PUT ENCRYPTIONS ON THINGS AFTER THEY'RE POSTED I'M GOING TO LOOK INTO THAT
thenormalsquint: (❥ sweet little nothings)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it was Edgeworth's birthday the other day and that means it's September, then whoever owns that turkey better watch out in a couple months if we don't have anything worthwhile to make dinner in cans.
cons: (☢ caυgнт yoυ.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I DON'T THINK HE'LL EVEN MAKE IT ANOTHER TWO MONTHS IF HE KEEPS RUNNING AROUND THE SHIP WITH THIS SHITTY ATTITUDE.
thenormalsquint: (❥ sometimes i like to pretend to behave)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you scared the poor guy. You are yelling. At least in text.
cons: (☢ ιdĸ wнy ι'м dreѕѕed lιĸe a нooĸer.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M ACTUALLY JUST HOLDING MY DEVICE REALLY CLOSE TO MY MOUTH SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TOO LOUD BECAUSE OF THAT EXACT REASON. I'M NOT SHOUTING I SWEAR IT'S ACTUALLY MORE OF A SHAKEN WHIMPER, TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST.

I'VE BEEN STANDING IN THIS SAME SPOT FOR THE LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES BECAUSE HE JUST KEEPS PACING IN FRONT OF MY DOOR LIKE HE'S GUARDING THE DAMN THING. UGH UGH UGH.
thenormalsquint: (❥ listening to the wind)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you tried talking nicely to him?
cons: (☢ gaн!!)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH

OKAY THAT TIME I YELLED BUT OH OKAY WAIT

[ shuffleshuffle sliding along the hallway ]

ARIADNE ALREADY SUGGESTED I TRY TALKING NICELY TO IT AND I EXPLAINED THAT IT ISN'T OPEN TO DISCUSSION

BECAUSE IT'S A TURKEY.

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thenormalsquint: (❥ what do you mean i can't have sex?)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-16 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I can speak French. Do you want me to speak French to it?

[Since when do turkeys speak French? Sacré bleu!]

It's a turkey. It's probably more scared of you than you are of it.
sebasher: (Don't make a fuss old chap)

[personal profile] sebasher 2012-09-16 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Just let me know if you need me to come shoot it for you, miss. I understand just how dangerous turkeys can be. [Yeah, he's trying REALLY hard not to laugh.]
alittlesideways: (watching)

voice;

[personal profile] alittlesideways 2012-09-16 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure it's someone's pet? It's a fucking turkey.

[And turkeys are for EATIN'. So give him a gun and he'll shoot it.]
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wolfinthesnow: (Jon - sister)

[personal profile] wolfinthesnow 2012-09-16 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Has someone dispatched it?
constructum: (hipster look)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Its not like it's an insult.
And seriously, I'm sure he already knows.
Not that hard to assume he is watching things for signs of the Turkey.

[ and she adds, just because she is finding this far too amusing ]

HI JOHN. :)
PLEASE GO HELP WICHITA FEND OFF A TURKEY.
IT'S VICIOUS AND DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH.
learnedtosmile: (018)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not that vicious.
constructum: (smirk)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-16 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HI JOHN, YOU MIGHT BE HER FAVORITE PERSON RIGHT NOW ]

Are you sure?
Have you tried to talk to it yet?
learnedtosmile: (031)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-16 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I have?
cons: (☢ ι'll oυт-ѕarcaѕм yoυ вιтcн)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M PICKING UP A LITTLE SARCASM
cons: (☢ yoυ're a тwaт.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
NO WHAT IT DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH EITHER IT DOESN'T SPEAK ANYTHING

I THINK YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE AMOUNT OF RAGE THIS TURKEY HAS
cons: (☢ deeerrrrrppp.)

[personal profile] cons 2012-09-16 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S JUST TIRED NOW
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