TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[cons]

OH OH DUDE I MEAN USUALLY I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT QUICKER BUT WELL I'M NOT REALLY IN THE RIGHT STATE OF MIND

ALSO I WOULD FEEL BAD SLAYING SOMEBODY'S PET

[unheroic]

Well, there are better you know... ways to phrase turkey slaying. I normally slay classier shit, but I can deal with a turkey.

voice; /interjects

[learnedtosmile]

[Blake is just WTFing all over this now.]

Might wanna turn off the video.

text;

[fly_like_pie]

is it thanksgiving around here????

[cons]

Alright, no. Weee are not talking about this right now, Silverton. [ patpatpat on the back before she's stepping back again, not denying anything but not ]

Yeah, but I owe you one. Cause really, what the hell was that? [ still a little flustered, clearly, and- then John Blake is talking, and ugh, SIGH. sigh.]

Um. Thanks.

[ CLICK no more video.

for now. ]

John Blake is not a stripper cop, by the way, he's just a hot cop. Jesus, do not start that rumor.

[ ... and then she's laughing because what is this night, seriously ]

[cons]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

NO.

[fly_like_pie]

it was an actual question........................................

[cons]

OH SORRY

NO I THINK IT'S SOMEBODY PET THAT GOT LOOSE

[cons]

TURKEY SLAYING IS KIND OF HILARIOUS THOUGH

'CLASSIER SHIT' HUH? ISN'T THAT KIND OF AN OXYMORON?

[unheroic]

Whatever, do you want some non-sexual turkey slaying or not?

[cons]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BAAAAAH
I DO TALK TO BLAKE THAT'S WHY THIS SUCKS

[fly_like_pie]

i didn't even know turkeys could be actual pets. but you know, the dinosaur thing too.

sorry about that. i hope it gets handled.

[ He puts the awk to ward. ]

[cons]

NO YOU CAN'T SLAY IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE A PET
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HERD A TURKEY OR WHATEVER

[constructum]

I'm sure he will be flattered to know all of this.
So really, I'm not sure if it DOES SUCK.

[cons]

I MEAN I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW ELSE A WILD TURKEY WOULD END UP HERE

THANKS DUDE

[fly_like_pie]

maybe the space deitie(s) or whatever respectable belief that brought us here gifted us with a wild turkey for our troubles.
that's what i want to believe anyways. i'll never understand why pets or pet turkeys just pop up. like someone is feeling a little bad.

btw is your button stuck or do you always type like that?

[cons]

I LIKE YOUR THEORY, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE LESS OF AN ASSHOLE FOR WANTING TO SHOOT IT SO BADLY RIGHT NOW.

I'M TALKING AT MY COMM AND APPARENTLY I'M KIND OF LOUD SO IT'S MAKING ME TYPE LIKE THIS

I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD TAKE-

FOR IT TO-

turn the caps lock off okay this is dumb I'm whispering right now and it's pretty creepy.

[fly_like_pie]

that probably isn't a good idea, considering the part with PET
oh wow it really does make someone seem like they're screaming

anyways, go ahead and continue screaming if that makes you comfortable. weird suggestion, but whispering will make it seem like you're keeping something big from the turkey

which btw wouldn't be a good theory, since that makes the space deities ignorant of the fact i am a vegetarian

[not here]

[dirtyword]

[ No Brendan can't hear anything from your room, Wichita. He's too busy cocooning himself in blankets and sleeping like the dead. ]

not here

[dirtyword]

[ wat ]

we'll pretend this is after she runs around with simon lol

[cons]

BUT I'M NOT SCREAMING I'M JUST TALKING WITH THE COMM CLOSE TO MY FACE SO IT'S PROBABLY READING REALLY LOUD

oh there we go.

just need to hold it like this.

so anyway. the turkey is kind of wandering on its own now, and I'm not gonna move but I feel like I might be able to get into my room soon.

[not here]

[cons]

[ GOD DAMNIT, BRENDAN FRYE. ]

[not here]

[dirtyword]

[ you bet your ass he's snoring, too. ]

not here

[cons]

[ not..h......i...........n...................g.....?

[not here]

[cons]

[ if he drools on her pillow while she's running for her life oh my lord ]