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ataraxion2011-12-08 12:46 am
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[001] [Audio]
[A low sigh slipped past the brunette’s lips as she worked with the ridiculous little device, not figuring out the video part, but the voice thing worked just as well. It was probably better that no one saw her, anyway. Grungey and worn down was probably not going to help anyone by any means.]
If this is some kind of way to break me down into following your orders, Ivan, I’m not in the mood for playing these games. Just beat the hell out of me like you always do and leave it at that, it’s not as if I can really do anything against you or your little hellion army you’ve amassed. Are you truly that afraid of me that you’d leave me in a secluded place until I broke?
[Really, she can’t help a laugh, far more strained than it probably needed to be. There’s sound of her rustling about with who knows what, sounding like fabric at the time being.]
How cute. You leave me with my ring but take everything else from me, though I should be thanking you for the new clothing. It’s better than the dirty and ratty things I was forced to wear before. Is it meant to be some sort of weird welcoming present to my new hell and jail? I thought you were above such pathetic tactics.
[A soft snort, her voice calming down in tone and just sounding more apathetic than anything else.]
If anyone would care to let me know just what the hell is going on here and why they’re here, I’d appreciate it. I may as well meet the others doomed to this political hell.
If this is some kind of way to break me down into following your orders, Ivan, I’m not in the mood for playing these games. Just beat the hell out of me like you always do and leave it at that, it’s not as if I can really do anything against you or your little hellion army you’ve amassed. Are you truly that afraid of me that you’d leave me in a secluded place until I broke?
[Really, she can’t help a laugh, far more strained than it probably needed to be. There’s sound of her rustling about with who knows what, sounding like fabric at the time being.]
How cute. You leave me with my ring but take everything else from me, though I should be thanking you for the new clothing. It’s better than the dirty and ratty things I was forced to wear before. Is it meant to be some sort of weird welcoming present to my new hell and jail? I thought you were above such pathetic tactics.
[A soft snort, her voice calming down in tone and just sounding more apathetic than anything else.]
If anyone would care to let me know just what the hell is going on here and why they’re here, I’d appreciate it. I may as well meet the others doomed to this political hell.
[video] LMFAOALSDKFJLASDKJFFSD
What do you mean "ew." What. We're divorced, you idiot. She left me. I honestly just wanted to see if she was all right, but I'm not expecting any of that nonsense, so neither should you.
[Blink. ... Blink.] ...1991?? Are you kidding? It's 1955.
[Video]
I don't see how he thinks we're going to get all sappy about this? I mean, honestly, I just haven't seen him in years, is all.
... And it's 1956, dear. Not 55.
[Video]
[Okay wait, he expected to have to reason with America, but...]
...It's 1955. I just signed the agreement, it had the date on it.
[...ohshit] Was I asleep for a year, or something?
video;
It's 2011, dude! A black guy is my president! Yeah, I know, it's awesome. I'm awesome.
Anyway, okay. What the shit ever. I'm here, so you guys don't needa panic and be like: Ohh, we're gonna die! I must confess things to you, aahhh smoochie smoochie~*~*~
Think positive before anything else! I'll get us out of this mess!
Is that ALL you guys got in your locker? Nothing to kick ass with?