Howard Stark (
compressibility) wrote in
ataraxion2012-09-13 09:20 pm
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So give or take a month [or a couple of weeks] and thank whoever runs this boat, we finally got some movies. They've got a swell soundtrack and an even better star. I know some of you have actually heard of Captain America [his voice takes on a little patina of pride here] but he was a terrible actor.
Seriously, he couldn't stop looking at the camera.
And the one movie where they asked him to kiss the dame at the end, I heard he practically tripped over himself to avoid it.
[Okay, it's entirely possible that Howard is making that up]
I built a projector, and Bucky wants to host a viewing, so if you might be a fan of the Star-Spangled Man, or if you just don't have anything to do, come over.
[And look at the projector I built out of spare things I found lying around.]
It's better than sitting around thinking about the physical impossibilities of interstellar travel.
[Or the sons you have. Plural, now. Doesn't everyone do that?]
[Private to Tony Stark (MCU) | 100% encrypted]
You got a brother? A kind of dim one?
[Private to Miss Stone | 100% encrypted]
I talked to him, Miss Stone, but I don't think he's interested in anything else.
Seriously, he couldn't stop looking at the camera.
And the one movie where they asked him to kiss the dame at the end, I heard he practically tripped over himself to avoid it.
[Okay, it's entirely possible that Howard is making that up]
I built a projector, and Bucky wants to host a viewing, so if you might be a fan of the Star-Spangled Man, or if you just don't have anything to do, come over.
[And look at the projector I built out of spare things I found lying around.]
It's better than sitting around thinking about the physical impossibilities of interstellar travel.
[Or the sons you have. Plural, now. Doesn't everyone do that?]
[Private to Tony Stark (MCU) | 100% encrypted]
You got a brother? A kind of dim one?
[Private to Miss Stone | 100% encrypted]
I talked to him, Miss Stone, but I don't think he's interested in anything else.

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