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[thenormalsquint]

Hi. [She waves at the camera.] Me again. Two questions:

One, does anybody know how to use a taser? If so, mind giving me some lessons? I could have asked the girl who gave it to me, but I wasn't thinking at the moment. In fact, what about self-defense classes? I get the feeling that not everything comes in peace here.

[Please don't tell her about any butt-probing horror stories.]

Two, I'm dying of boredom. No, pretending didn't work so don't ask. I didn't think I would ever say this, but I'm looking for one of the jobs here. While I am an artist, I did minor in computer science. I know how to write programs, troubleshoot, so on and so forth. [She left out the part about knowing how to hack.] There has to be some computer thing I can do on the spaceship before I lose my mind.


[Filtered to Edgeworth]

I was drunk. That's my story. The big feet thing was true, though.

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[deadandred]

I've got a couple you can learn with.

[thenormalsquint]

Uh... [Stalling... stalling... stalling...] I'm kinda afraid of guns, to be honest.

[deadandred]

Well, I got knives, too.

[thenormalsquint]

Did you come with a whole armory or something?

[deadandred]

I came from a war, doll, so close enough, I guess. [There's a little tight grin.] But no, just the two guns and a knife.

[thenormalsquint]

[She's quiet for a moment, thinking.] How about we start with just throwing a punch?

[deadandred]

Well, I can do that, too.

[thenormalsquint]

My hero. What can't you do?

[deadandred]

[A thoughtful pause.] I can't fly an airplane.

[thenormalsquint]

Flying's overrated anyway.

[deadandred]

I guess it is.