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[thenormalsquint]

Hi. [She waves at the camera.] Me again. Two questions:

One, does anybody know how to use a taser? If so, mind giving me some lessons? I could have asked the girl who gave it to me, but I wasn't thinking at the moment. In fact, what about self-defense classes? I get the feeling that not everything comes in peace here.

[Please don't tell her about any butt-probing horror stories.]

Two, I'm dying of boredom. No, pretending didn't work so don't ask. I didn't think I would ever say this, but I'm looking for one of the jobs here. While I am an artist, I did minor in computer science. I know how to write programs, troubleshoot, so on and so forth. [She left out the part about knowing how to hack.] There has to be some computer thing I can do on the spaceship before I lose my mind.


[Filtered to Edgeworth]

I was drunk. That's my story. The big feet thing was true, though.

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[thenormalsquint]

I think you should be the on ship entertainment.

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[mingus]

Please, my humor is effortless and natural. I couldn't do it on cue.

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[thenormalsquint]

Liar. I bet you have it all written down somewhere.

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[mingus]

[ just spreads his hands in a shrug ]

That is too easy. I won't even take it.

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[thenormalsquint]

Maybe you got somebody else writing your stuff.

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[mingus]

As far as I can tell, no one from my home is here -- which means, got no one to write them for me.

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[thenormalsquint]

That doesn't mean anything. You could have met somebody on here. Maybe had them written for you and had them in your locker. Come on. You have better excuses than that.

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[mingus]

You've very quick to assume I'm not as naturally clever as I look. And I assure you, I know I look very clever.

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[thenormalsquint]

I don't know, Auggie. Looks can be deceiving.

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[mingus]

Don't I know it.

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[thenormalsquint]

That was terrible. Awful. If I had a tomato, I'd throw it.

[But still she snorts.]

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[mingus]

You keep setting them up for me! It's not my fault, like at all.

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[thenormalsquint]

No one says you have to take advantage of them, though. Have some restraint. Behave yourself or something.

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[mingus]

I am a sucker for completely horrible jokes, what can I say?