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I've been here long enough now to say that this... [ a pause, for emphasis. ] hypothetical spaceship has a devastating shortage of acceptable wine. There's barely even any unacceptable wine, and I believe that, above all else, this can not be tolerated.

I will find a way to fix this problem, so help me, before I have to really find a way to evacuate myself from the premises.

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And when he's done, how do you know he wouldn't turn around and do the same thing to you? Apparently he collects airlocks.

Moz. He's not going to toss you out an airlock, okay?

you don't know that.

[ yes this is helping. ]

Keller.

[ oh no that's not the fun time voice. ]

you switched to text just to mom voice at me.
jesus caffrey.

I'll do it again, too.

...don't make me turn this spaceship around. [ he cracks himself up. ]

this only works if you're wearing an apron and rollers
maybe smoking a newport.

Your fantasy life is both active and disturbing, well done.

it's the middle of a dry spell, what do you want from me?

And the best you can do is me in Jersey housewife drag? I've been inside too, and I never got there.

prefer me to do you up in something more posh?
silk bathrobe?

If you're going to objectify me, it's the least you could do.

fine.
silk robe.
or maybe just a gold serving plate, if we're getting technical about it.

What color? Just in case the plate gets cold.

[ what. why. how. ]

LMFAO FROM BAD TO WORSE poor mozzie.

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he's going to have an aneurism >.> :D

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it's better than getting airlocked

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mozzie your life and your available choices bro

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keller's not sorry.

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neal probably should be

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and yet--

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AND YET.

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LMFAO CRIES.

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JESUS THIS. SOB.

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lmfao the worst

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OR IS IT THE BEST hi zo wlu

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sorry about your inbox

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:|||| busting in here now plskthx

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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ONLY THE LATEST EVER

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BUT SO WELL LOVED

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can i watch

come on, come all.

[ THE WORST FUCKING PUN ]

apparently this ain't a private showing.

you'd want to share with me anyway, i'm too pretty to say no to

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I thought he had a thing for schoolgirls, personally.

Very possible-- he used to have a thing for everything. He might still, you'd have to ask him that.

He seemed very interested in the possibility of me in braids.

That sounds about his speed.

[ judging ur plebeian sexual tastes keller ]

[ There's a laugh. ]

And yours is faster, then?

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[ excuse u ]

just because it's an all inclusive type deal...

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OH MY GOD GET OUT THAT WASN'T AN INSTRUCTION /chokes

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EPPY SAID IT WAS /SHRUGS

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SCREAM YOU TWO

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THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT

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IS NOT

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IS SO also zo i am so sorry about your inbox

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ME TOO

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That doesn't mean he won't be inclined to try.

He won't.

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