01 ⊱ voice

[quotate]

I've been here long enough now to say that this... [ a pause, for emphasis. ] hypothetical spaceship has a devastating shortage of acceptable wine. There's barely even any unacceptable wine, and I believe that, above all else, this can not be tolerated.

I will find a way to fix this problem, so help me, before I have to really find a way to evacuate myself from the premises.

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[tumbleweeds]

[ There's a laugh. ]

And yours is faster, then?

[became]

I usually go with 'more refined'. And I make breakfast, too. Good luck on that with Keller.

[ this double act: NOT A NEW THING. more like an antique newly dredged up. ]

[tumbleweeds]

I usually only stay for breakfast if I've been that worn out the night before.

[ She's practically got her chin in her hands at this point. ]

[became]

Well, I do make fantastic breakfast.

[ subtext: i have a fantastic penis. ]

[tumbleweeds]

I'll have to try it sometime.

[ Both of them. ]

[became]

Just so you know? I've never been a 'breakfast's only for morning' kind of guy.

[ see, keller, this is how you CLASSILY announce you're dtf in a public feed. ]

[tumbleweeds]

And I will definitely remember that -- but you already owe me dinner.

[ And let's be honest if she can get two meals out of this as well as sex than it's gonna be even better. She likes food. ]

[became]

Shot right through the heart-- you only want me for my skill in the kitchen.

[tumbleweeds]

All sorts of fun things can happen in the kitchen.

[ Jaye the kitchens are public. ]

[became]

A woman after my own heart.

[ IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS neal is kind of an exhibitionist t b h ]

[tumbleweeds]

[ never would have guessed :vvv ]

What I wouldn't give for a nice solid bar somewhere around here. Just like the good old days.

[became]

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but I may have a few non-specific familiar fond memories.

[tumbleweeds]

Good times.

[became]

Very good times.