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[There is quite a mess in the kitchen area. Sikozu is clean and dressed once more, so there won't be any naked orange ladies on this post. There will, however, be frustrated orange ladies]

One would think that a ship that insists on stealing people from across dimensions would ensure it was adequately supplied to feed those people.

[More emptying of a cabinet]

Everything here tastes like dren.

[She bit into an apple and promptly spit out the bite. Everything was fit for human consumption which wasn't necessarily Kalish quality.]

I think I'd rather starve.

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[Asato looks something between frustrated and confused.]

Food is food. Why are you wasting all that?

[Why yes he's been rummaging through the trash cans, but he can't even wrap his mind around the fact that people actually throw food away.]

It's not waste if the food is already useless.

If you want it you're free to come and save what you can.

Plenty of people have been eating that. [Out of the trash, even.] It's definitely not useless.

Please don't throw it away.

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[oh my god WHAT THE FUCK

sparks are literally flying off him what is this]

What the FUCK do you think you're doing?!

Is everyone on this ship so attached to this dren?

If you don't want it then fucking leave it, you whiny bitch! What the fuck, do you think a goddamn royal buffet is gonna magically appear if you throw enough shit out for no goddamn reason?!

Why don't you try living off fucking cardboard for a few humans months first, then you can fucking tell me what tastes like shit around here!

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_{[ woah woah woah WOAH HOLD THE PHONE......
WASTING FOOD. WHAT.

America nearly flips a shit. Nearly. ]}

Oh my God. You get anywhere near the burger patties, lady, I'll TOTALLY DO SOMETHING.

[She frowns as she takes a moment to think what a burger patty is]

You're dead cow flesh is untouched.

_{[ oh good he calms down considerably... ]}

--GOOD! Keep it that way! And all the potato chips, KEEP THOSE. But like, vegetables and shit, that's fine.
Besides lettuce and tomatoes.

SAVE THE GODDAMN COOKIES TOO.

----Why are you throwing it all out anyway--!?!

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What are you looking for?

[sob why you wasting the apples.]

Food cubes would suffice, although I'd even eat Marjol.

What's a marjol?

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I know, it is terrible, is it not? [ A sigh. ] An entire ship, a large, floating ship and all of this silly technology, and yet the food leaves something to be desired.

[ HE HASN'T ACTUALLY TRIED TO EAT YET but he's taking your word on it. Anyway, it's not like any food except for well-prepared French food is worth eating anyway. ] Perhaps if you told me what it was you wanted, I could prepare it for you? I am a renowned chef, at least, where I am from.

[ Opportunity to cook? Check. Opportunity to creepily creep on the pretty albeit strange girl? Check. Opportunity to be as vain and jingoistic as possible? Check. ]

Unless you know how to make this food turn into something more palatable by Kalish standards I say why waste our time?

I am unfamiliar with this 'Kalish' you speak of, but if you simply describe what it is you want, perhaps I could try? It is not like we have much else to do, unless you think you know a way home, in which case, this entire conversation is unnecessary.

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While I am not certain what "dren" is, I can sympathize. Most of the food here is foreign to me.

It's wrong. Too much sweet and not enough with lasting protein. At this rate I might have to eat more this cycle.

If I may ask, how long is a cycle in terms of days?

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I do not believe our abduction was in accordance with the original design for this vessel.

However- starvation would eliminate the possibility of locating more suitable sustenance.

[You get a smile Spock]

I might be overstating things of course. Really though I don't understand how humans can eat this.

Though I remain somewhat less vocal than yourself, I confess I frequently consider a similar query.

Shall I presume you have found no remotely acceptable alternative?

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So, what? Is dren supposed to be tasteless?

[Because everything has no flavor to her, olo.]

How would I know what dren tastes like? Why would someone want to even think about tasting that?

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Putting aside the food issues for a moment, although I do agree with you about the apples... What do you mean, 'across dimensions?'

[She tried not to be too annoyed. TRIED]

You can't possibly believe everyone on this ship comes from the same universe. There's too much variety to account for here.

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