teashop: (♙ tea all the god damn day)
♙ HATTER ([personal profile] teashop) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-08-28 10:41 pm

ANONYMOUS TEXT ♙ OO4

Dear interested parties,

Are you suspicious? Do you feel lied to? Paranoid? Do you have questions? Do you demand answers?

Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of purest Honesty. This singular liquid guarantees the intended recipient tell nothing but the very naked truth. With this glorious solution in hand, you may rest easy knowing that all of your questions will soon be answered - for better or for worse.

One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of Honesty. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.

This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favours won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase and payment will both be delivered to a place of my choosing.

Bidding begins now.
bruxisms: (totes not evil guys)

text;

[personal profile] bruxisms 2012-09-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I SAID I WOULD DO WHAT I CAN.


[ he feels more than half a fool, perhaps. ]
bruxisms: (srsly robert you owe me storms end.)

text;

[personal profile] bruxisms 2012-09-19 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
WE MAY YET SEE ONE ANOTHER.

[ yet they would not know the other's face. ]
bruxisms: (hoshit a vagina)

text;

[personal profile] bruxisms 2012-09-19 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
YET, GIVEN THE SIZE OF THE VESSEL, LIKELY.
bruxisms: (we are not buying brand name cereal)

text;

[personal profile] bruxisms 2012-09-19 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
WE MAY OR MAY NOT MEET. IT IS OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE. YET, ONE CANNOT HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY FOREVER.
bruxisms: (srsly robert you owe me storms end.)

text;

[personal profile] bruxisms 2012-09-19 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
IT IS NO BET. IT IS A FACT.
bruxisms: (gdi selyse just wax it)

text;

[personal profile] bruxisms 2012-09-19 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
LIES WILL ALWAYS BE UNCOVERED.
bruxisms: quality RPer (Default)

text;

[personal profile] bruxisms 2012-09-27 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
EVENTUALLY.