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Entry tags:
- alayne stone,
- am,
- bartleby,
- brian kinney,
- cillian quinn,
- derek hale,
- hatter,
- heine rammsteiner,
- howard stark,
- irene adler,
- john blake,
- josias st. john,
- julian sark,
- libby,
- loki laufeyson (616),
- miles edgeworth,
- quinn fabray,
- rey,
- ros,
- sherlock holmes | au,
- sirius black,
- stannis baratheon,
- tate langdon,
- yuu kanda
ANONYMOUS TEXT ♙ OO4
Dear interested parties,
Are you suspicious? Do you feel lied to? Paranoid? Do you have questions? Do you demand answers?
Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of purest Honesty. This singular liquid guarantees the intended recipient tell nothing but the very naked truth. With this glorious solution in hand, you may rest easy knowing that all of your questions will soon be answered - for better or for worse.
One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of Honesty. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.
This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favours won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase and payment will both be delivered to a place of my choosing.
Bidding begins now.
Are you suspicious? Do you feel lied to? Paranoid? Do you have questions? Do you demand answers?
Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of purest Honesty. This singular liquid guarantees the intended recipient tell nothing but the very naked truth. With this glorious solution in hand, you may rest easy knowing that all of your questions will soon be answered - for better or for worse.
One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of Honesty. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.
This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favours won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase and payment will both be delivered to a place of my choosing.
Bidding begins now.
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Only a fool buys a product without any guarantee of its efficacy.
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Very true, I'd say.
So are you the kind of man to take a few chances, test the water, or sit back and let the fools get to it first?
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I am the kind of man who demands a warranty with each purchase. I would not, as a matter of course, use such a substance, but I should like to take it out of general circulation; however, if it is of no use, then I should not like to waste my scant few possessions.
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If it's bought, it'll be out of circulation. It's up to you to decided whether or not you're the one who buys it.
[ that's... not accounting for the other seven vials, but hatter can't discriminate. okay, he CAN, but in the interests of thinly veiled fairness... ]
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Alright, if you'd like. But you won't be getting them back. Because it's not, in fact, a scam.
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But there are plenty of other customers who are more than willing to buy from me, if you'd like to keep on thinking I'm a liar.
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You mistake your market, incidentally.
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Do I.
[ enlighten him. ]
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