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- cillian quinn,
- derek hale,
- hatter,
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- sherlock holmes | au,
- sirius black,
- stannis baratheon,
- tate langdon,
- yuu kanda
ANONYMOUS TEXT ♙ OO4
Dear interested parties,
Are you suspicious? Do you feel lied to? Paranoid? Do you have questions? Do you demand answers?
Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of purest Honesty. This singular liquid guarantees the intended recipient tell nothing but the very naked truth. With this glorious solution in hand, you may rest easy knowing that all of your questions will soon be answered - for better or for worse.
One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of Honesty. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.
This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favours won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase and payment will both be delivered to a place of my choosing.
Bidding begins now.
Are you suspicious? Do you feel lied to? Paranoid? Do you have questions? Do you demand answers?
Worry not. For a price, you may be the lucky receiver of a vial of purest Honesty. This singular liquid guarantees the intended recipient tell nothing but the very naked truth. With this glorious solution in hand, you may rest easy knowing that all of your questions will soon be answered - for better or for worse.
One fl oz per vial. One drop is equal to one hour of Honesty. Mixable with other drinks. Use wisely.
This transaction will be treated as an auction; the bidding will end in five days' time. Paper payment won't be accepted. Favours won't be accepted. I'll decide the highest bidder. Your purchase and payment will both be delivered to a place of my choosing.
Bidding begins now.
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Do you have anything worth bidding for? Like say, a vial that (instead of making you feel a certain way, or act) actually changes something about you?
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which eventually makes the user grow in size to match the size of their ego. fun. ]
Depends. What's your poison?
[ yes, tell him. ]
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How about a bottled version of the fountain of youth?
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See, it's funny you should mention -
Sorry, no. Don't have that. But if we weren't stuck on this metal fortress, I could get it for you. Easy.
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If we ever solve the mystery of busting out, I want documentation to get into your world.
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Be my guest. You won't need any.