It's a normal hobby! You should be thankful that I even bother to pay attention to your feathery gay butt. [ he pauses for a moment to pet him gently; a brief pet, but it is a pet nevertheless it is a lot of feather okay it is very tempting and he isn't really thinking about it ]

But you should sleep. I didn't want to worry anyone, but since it's you and stuff, I guess... I am just not very sure of this place? It seems weird, but everybody else seems to be really freaked out, and that really sucks for them so I can't really be like that.

But you should sleep, and I will look out for you. And I will totally beat off any monsters that might come.