france: (♣ ⇶ [ PROPOSITIONING ] are you surprised)
François Bonnefoy ([personal profile] france) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-01-15 12:03 pm

[ video ↳ oo1 ]

[ GOOD DAY TRANQUILITY. The screen flickers on to show a rather attractive albeit very naked Frenchman holding up one of the standard issue jumpsuits. ]

All right. Fine, I am obviously far away from home. I cannot feel the strong connection to my people, and the air tastes like metal. That is not my biggest concern. My biggest concern, to whomever put me here, is what am I to do with these? [ He shakes the jumpsuit in his hand, the material flopping over his wrist. ]

I will not wear it. I can not wear it. The colour is agreeable but the general design? It is worse than someone Chine would come up with. [ The jumpsuit is dropped and the video is moved to offer a little decency. At least now, the current inhabitants of the ship can only see him from the extremely hairy chest up. ]

So then, my question is this: is there any material in this place I may use to craft a new outfit? I will not wear clothes until then. [ And then a smile, a brilliant smile, one he's practiced many times and seems to walk the border of charming and creepy. ]

Aaa, and I should introduce myself, to any and all who may be listening: I am France, the country of romance, of love, of desire. I like to go on strike and make food for people! Perhaps if one of you would help me, I could help you in return? [ He doesn't really know how to use technology, so after a bit of fumbling and him jabbing at random things, the video finally ceases. ]
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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-01-16 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, no, this one's evil incarnate. All...snarly and full of--of claws. Don't say I didn't give you the heads up.

Right, yes. She runs her little operation of her room.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-01-21 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
What, are you snarly and evil and full of claws?

[There is a fair bit of GRUMBLING at the request to switch to video, mostly because that is, at least a small part of the reason.]
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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-01-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[but boop there it is I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, FRANCE]

Uh, on the first deck of the passenger quarters. Don't exactly remember her number, but I'm, um. Eighty-nine, and I do recall her locker being near mine.

Can't miss her, anyway. Purple hair. Very odd.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2012-01-22 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW YEAH that is a lot of hair Wheatley is sort of feeling better about not having that much hair.

But he does offer a sort of incredulous stare.
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If you um, say so.

Also, I've only ever met one cat, and it's the one on the ship, and it doesn't like me.