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[ GOOD DAY TRANQUILITY. The screen flickers on to show a rather attractive albeit very naked Frenchman holding up one of the standard issue jumpsuits. ]
All right. Fine, I am obviously far away from home. I cannot feel the strong connection to my people, and the air tastes like metal. That is not my biggest concern. My biggest concern, to whomever put me here, is what am I to do with these? [ He shakes the jumpsuit in his hand, the material flopping over his wrist. ]
I will not wear it. I can not wear it. The colour is agreeable but the general design? It is worse than someone Chine would come up with. [ The jumpsuit is dropped and the video is moved to offer a little decency. At least now, the current inhabitants of the ship can only see him from theextremely hairy chest up. ]
So then, my question is this: is there any material in this place I may use to craft a new outfit? I will not wear clothes until then. [ And then a smile, a brilliant smile, one he's practiced many times and seems to walk the border of charming and creepy. ]
Aaa, and I should introduce myself, to any and all who may be listening: I am France, the country of romance, of love, of desire. I like to go on strike and make food for people! Perhaps if one of you would help me, I could help you in return? [ He doesn't really know how to use technology, so after a bit of fumbling and him jabbing at random things, the video finally ceases. ]
All right. Fine, I am obviously far away from home. I cannot feel the strong connection to my people, and the air tastes like metal. That is not my biggest concern. My biggest concern, to whomever put me here, is what am I to do with these? [ He shakes the jumpsuit in his hand, the material flopping over his wrist. ]
I will not wear it. I can not wear it. The colour is agreeable but the general design? It is worse than someone Chine would come up with. [ The jumpsuit is dropped and the video is moved to offer a little decency. At least now, the current inhabitants of the ship can only see him from the
So then, my question is this: is there any material in this place I may use to craft a new outfit? I will not wear clothes until then. [ And then a smile, a brilliant smile, one he's practiced many times and seems to walk the border of charming and creepy. ]
Aaa, and I should introduce myself, to any and all who may be listening: I am France, the country of romance, of love, of desire. I like to go on strike and make food for people! Perhaps if one of you would help me, I could help you in return? [ He doesn't really know how to use technology, so after a bit of fumbling and him jabbing at random things, the video finally ceases. ]
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Aaa, I am sure that is not true. No kitty is a monster; they are cute little animals that should be appreciated! And groomed and fed and pet and there should be ribbons put on them every day. [ A hand to his cheek as he reflects upon something, a particular instance in his life. One where he might have shaved England's
pussycat to look like a poodle. France thought it looked adorable, but apparently England didn't. And neither did his knuckles. ][ ...was France talking to someone? Oh yes! ] So where is it that I may find this... Rarity?
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Right, yes. She runs her little operation of her room.
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Her room? And how may I locate her room? And for that matter, why is it that I cannot see you? Surely you cannot be so ugly that you do not wish for anyone to see you, yes?
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[There is a fair bit of GRUMBLING at the request to switch to video, mostly because that is, at least a small part of the reason.]
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Uh, on the first deck of the passenger quarters. Don't exactly remember her number, but I'm, um. Eighty-nine, and I do recall her locker being near mine.
Can't miss her, anyway. Purple hair. Very odd.
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[ When the video on the other end flicks on, France has to stare for a moment before he chuckles. ] Aaaa, see? You are very cute. Thank you for the information, I shall be sure to contact her.
Do you not like cats, sir?
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But he does offer a sort of incredulous stare.]
If you um, say so.
Also, I've only ever met one cat, and it's the one on the ship, and it doesn't like me.