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WANTED:
- deck of cards because someone fifty two pickup'd a couple of mine straight into the freakin air vent
- movie reccs, book reccs, show reccs, hit me
- if anyone has oldies of the motown variety you should hook me up. or just sing them to me, i'm not picky
- do we have meat?? of any kind?? i feel like i've been eating soy for actual years
y'know
instead of just one actual year
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU:
uhhhhh i inherited flavored lube if that's a thing you'd want
also men's jeans and a leather jacket and really douchey shades
i can basically make you look and taste like That Guy Who Is Full Of Himself But Everyone Wants To Bang Him Anyway if that's a thing you'd want
alternatively i'm kind of adorable and you'll have my undying gratitude and all that
TOTALLY UNRELATED those of you trying to call me to find someone, i am no longer responsible for keeping track of that someone. i'm just saying. cut that shit out
- deck of cards because someone fifty two pickup'd a couple of mine straight into the freakin air vent
- movie reccs, book reccs, show reccs, hit me
- if anyone has oldies of the motown variety you should hook me up. or just sing them to me, i'm not picky
- do we have meat?? of any kind?? i feel like i've been eating soy for actual years
y'know
instead of just one actual year
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU:
uhhhhh i inherited flavored lube if that's a thing you'd want
also men's jeans and a leather jacket and really douchey shades
i can basically make you look and taste like That Guy Who Is Full Of Himself But Everyone Wants To Bang Him Anyway if that's a thing you'd want
alternatively i'm kind of adorable and you'll have my undying gratitude and all that
TOTALLY UNRELATED those of you trying to call me to find someone, i am no longer responsible for keeping track of that someone. i'm just saying. cut that shit out
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