Skulduggery Pleasant
For those of us who aren't wandering headlong into an exciting adventure aboard the first outpost most of us have ever seen - let's get to know one another better.

Why did you decide to stay? Really, when given the opportunity to go down to an alien outpost and explore, why did you decide not to go? Could be that it's a lot more fun down there than up here. Seems a shame to stay behind, actually.