ataraxion | [voice] dated to late wednesday "evening" - eridan's guide to finding dead bodies

[this is surprise.]
Oh.

[this is distress.]
I - I... uh - fuck -

[this is panic.]
I need - fuckin' son of a bitch I need, um, someone here, right noww, the pool - [there's a little gasping breath, followed by a more sincere attempt at deep breathing. eridan doesn't even try to sound Okay at all.] Someone's in...

[and finally, the verbal shoulder-slump of defeat.]
Someone's drowwned in the pool.

[this is not what he wants to be doing right now at all, in the slightest, he was just supposed to look around real fast, just a quick look before he kept wandering, there wasn't supposed to be anything wrong.] I need John Wwatson. 001, uh, just the 001. An', uh. Shit. [there's the sound of frustrated typing for a minute, then,] 002-215. That one. I need both'a you to... Talk to me.

Someone else come help me. He's definitely...

[there's a long pause here, almost a minute, and then:] He's been here for a wwhile. There's nothin' else to do.

[002-215, Neal Caffrey and 001-197, John Watson are getting a notification every minute for this post until they respond.]

((OOC: way to brutalize the /small tag, whoops. anyway all responses voice, it is completely likely that anyone who knew Sherlock will get a pretty clear idea of who Eridan's referring to with such a dramatic call-out to Neal and Watson. uuuhh other than that yep that's it Sherlock's dead guys.))

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O)(, don't be suc)( a stubborn grumpygills.

)(oly mackerel. I )(ope someone keeps an eye on )(is matesprit!
I know t)(at seeing t)(e deat)( of your flus)(ed is pretty )(ard to deal wit)( in a rational manner.

)(-EY, you knew us for LIT--ERALLY forever and you still manage to say t)(e wrong t)(ings at t)(e wrong times!!

wwhat you dont wwant me to be fuckin honest here fef i mean seriously i knoww wwhen i go belly up pretty much evveryones gonna be pleased or at least irritated like i am wwith sherlock
theres not gonna be a fuckin bit to do about it
just a feww people goin that sucks i guess an then movvin on im not gonna pretend im not a loser like sherlock here im smarter than that

an that wwas before those wwere nevver serious situations like this they wwerent the same
besides our group wwas full a complete sissies they couldnt handle anythin practically

Wow, if your text was in violet too, I would t)(ink t)(at we )(ad never even left Alternia wit)( t)(at kind of self-pity and melodrama!
You )(ave NO ID---EA )(ow lucky you are t)(at I am now)(ere near you rig)(t now, buster.

T)(e only sissy on t)(at codforsaken rock was you!

thats not a pity party wwhen im feelin dowwn about myself theres a wway different fuckin cadence in my text this is me bein honest an truthful
im not a good person an im not gonna cause a lot a drama wwhen i die its just howw it is i dont get wwhy thats so shockin a me to be sayin i mean its obvvious

pretty sure kar wwas a wway bigger sissy lets be honest here
its not evven really an insult to say they wwere a bunch a sensitive jellyfish about just about evverythin
its probably wwhy wwe lost to be honest i mean if wwe had been more fucking pragmatic about shit instead a gettin all caught up in our owwn bullshark it wwould a gone a lot smoother

but either fuckin wway THIS ISNT THE TIME fef i am not gonna get into a convversation about my shortcomins or lack thereof or about the people wwe used to knoww theyre not here so theyre a non fuckin quantity right noww

[voice] dated to late wednesday "evening" - eridan's guide to finding dead bodies

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