[voice] dated to late wednesday "evening" - eridan's guide to finding dead bodies

[uncodlyawwesome]

[this is surprise.]
Oh.

[this is distress.]
I - I... uh - fuck -

[this is panic.]
I need - fuckin' son of a bitch I need, um, someone here, right noww, the pool - [there's a little gasping breath, followed by a more sincere attempt at deep breathing. eridan doesn't even try to sound Okay at all.] Someone's in...

[and finally, the verbal shoulder-slump of defeat.]
Someone's drowwned in the pool.

[this is not what he wants to be doing right now at all, in the slightest, he was just supposed to look around real fast, just a quick look before he kept wandering, there wasn't supposed to be anything wrong.] I need John Wwatson. 001, uh, just the 001. An', uh. Shit. [there's the sound of frustrated typing for a minute, then,] 002-215. That one. I need both'a you to... Talk to me.

Someone else come help me. He's definitely...

[there's a long pause here, almost a minute, and then:] He's been here for a wwhile. There's nothin' else to do.


[002-215, Neal Caffrey and 001-197, John Watson are getting a notification every minute for this post until they respond.]

((OOC: way to brutalize the /small tag, whoops. anyway all responses voice, it is completely likely that anyone who knew Sherlock will get a pretty clear idea of who Eridan's referring to with such a dramatic call-out to Neal and Watson. uuuhh other than that yep that's it Sherlock's dead guys.))

Comments

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[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah
okay


thanks
that might be a thing ill do after the rest a security gets this shit locked up

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[realslimstrider]

k

welcome
we can even switch the scenery
hit the oxygen garden because that place is awesome

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[uncodlyawwesome]

youre nevver gonna hear a seadwweller evver say this again but
the further from the wwater the better right noww

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[realslimstrider]

ever learn how to climb trees

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[uncodlyawwesome]

wwhat part a seadwweller indicates any knowwledge about howw to climb a fuckin tree

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[realslimstrider]

was assuming maybe you had to deal with trees on someones sburb planet
but ok
i can teach you how
furthest place from water is the sky

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[uncodlyawwesome]

thats stupid the sky contains wwater just like pretty much anythin

is it hard

[KEEP TALKING, DAVESPRITE, HE'S LISTENING. He's trying very hard to only focus on this for the timebeing.]

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[realslimstrider]

point is you cant see it

nah you just keep a eye on where you step and take it slow
its a cakewalk
easiest stuff to learn
caw

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[uncodlyawwesome]

i can do that



but wwhat evven is the point a climbin a tree in the first place wwhy wwould you evver think hey im bored im gonna shimmy up the tallest fuckin palm i can find
theres not gonna be like a special rewward for makin it to the top

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[realslimstrider]

some trees have fruit and stuff up in their higher branches
depends on the tree
views not bad either
pretty much see everything if you find a big one

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[uncodlyawwesome]

wweird but i guess its useful if you spend all a your time on land or wwhatevver i mean i havve no reason to evver climb a tree for food or just because a the vvieww obvviously this theoretical moment to come notwwithstandin'


i think im gettin the fuck outta here soon one wway or another looks like the rest a securitys gonna take this shit ovver